I'm stuck in stationary traffic. Entertain me.

luka

Moderator
Have a wank then write up your 'wank report' duration, intensity, fantasies, hardness plotted on a graph against time, eyes open or closed etc etc
 

luka

Moderator
One idea would be to try and rewire your own sexuality by having a wank to content that wouldn't usually excite you eg grass swaying in the wind, a cuckoo fledging in the nest, chimpanzees in a Russian zoo, a pebble, raw bacon, an earthquake, a field of lettuces
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
It's OK, I'm at work now.

I still require entertainment, but I might need something to work with other than luka's very helpful suggestion.
 

luka

Moderator
Work calls for a different approach. No privacy. Attempt the fabled 'no hands orgasm' William Burroughs claimed to have mastered. Bring yourself to klimaxxx without manual stimulation.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Work calls for a different approach. No privacy. Attempt the fabled 'no hands orgasm' William Burroughs claimed to have mastered. Bring yourself to klimaxxx without manual stimulation.
You've got wanking on the brain, young man! Quite literally, it seems.
 
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