luka-approved ANTI FART PANTS

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Staff member
luka sent me a PM in strict confidence about this miraculous technology but I thought it would be unforgivably selfish of me to keep this news to myself. I quote: "theyve totally revolitionised my life! now i can have the confidence to go out in public without fear of embarassing myself with involuntary mephitic blasts. 10/10, highly recommended." He even sent me some photos he'd taken:

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