The Grime Hall of Shame

[luka]

You'd had this four or five years earlier

 

[droid]

it's the hook that obscures any of its redeeming features for Barty though isn't it. He can't forgive it.

And the guitars I imagine - but that's how you subvert pop.

 

[Corpsey]

Can't believe people are slagging off ket

It's the darkside in powder form

 

[luka]

Corpse likes it so much every time he goes on a lads holiday he plugs a load up his bumhole cos he can't bear the thought of being without it.

^ ^

 

[luka]

Can't believe people are slagging off ket

It's the darkside in powder form

^ ^

We've never tried it can you explain it to us please? It got John C Lily wanking off dolphins in a specially designed rooftop swimming pool so it can't be all bad

 

[Corpsey]

Low doses just make you feel floaty and childish

Higher doses make you temporarily insane - nothing makes sense, you can't remember your name or anyone else's, the very fabric of reality seems to become nonsense, it can become a sinister ordeal just walking down a dark corridor.

Even higher doses (rarely done this much) and you'll trip balls.

Also K goes amazingly well with nitrous.

 

[luka]

Is it a case of learning to relish sinister ordeals? I've been in those head spaces before and enjoyed but not sure I want to go back.

 

[Corpsey]

I can't really recommend it.

The first time I did it I did a tiny bit at home my mate had left it and I was terrified cos I thought I'd be addicted to it. No comedown, you see.

But then you inevitably do too much and have a nightmarish ten minutes and swear it off forever until the next time someone offers you it.

 

[forclosure]

I keep remembering how so many Dizzee interviews for US in the US or even for Giggs involves them reflecting on Black Americans saying "Oh I didn't know they had black people there." and the small rage they have to suppress. That sense of invalidity.

Oh ive dealt with this directly not even talking music but just black people in Britian being here this deep white knuckle rage you feel in the pit of your stomach, hence why i hate the fact that when people talk about the history or turning points in British music theyre gonna talk about Drake coming over here and grinning teeth as this pivotal moment for the scene(once he said "truss me daddi" it was over) and its one of the few things of that ilk im genuinly mad about

shout outs to AJ(you lot wont know him) my man from Chicago who once he found out UK drill was a thing reacted by saying FIND YOUR OWN CULTURE, like when a nursery teacher tries to take a ball away from a small child cause playtime is done

 

[Corpsey]

Is it a case of learning to relish sinister ordeals? I've been in those head spaces before and enjoyed but not sure I want to go back.

Somewhat, yes - also I had a horrible k trip a few years ago and it really taught me to value sanity. It's a sort of rebirth realising you can sit up straight and know your own name.

Acid is one million times better.

 

[DannyL]

A few friends of mine are super into high dose ket tripping atm. At higher doses it's full on psychedelic though the feel is different from acid etc 'cos its also a dissociative and cuts you off from the body a fair bit. One of these friend is developing a whole kind of UFO abduction/higher plane mythos based on his tripping. It's much less alarming and upsetting that acid IME as it doesn't put you into that paranoic state as easily partly I think due to the physical effects.

 

[luka]

In the early days of this forum someone set up the communication link to the aliens on ket but the messages got sinister and he spiralled into panic and confusion and died shortly afterwards. He reached out to me but I couldn't tell him what he wanted to hear and couldn't calm him down. I was pretty young and it was a bit much for me so that's really what put me off ketamine.

 

[luka]

Im very suspicious of disassociatives in general.

 

[Corpsey]

Actually ket is now used therapeutically, I think there's a good way to do it but I've always seen it as a very strange, creepy, even demonic drug.

 

[thirdform]

oh please corpse k is nothing like a 3 week psychotic break that's the real fucking deal.

500 mg of k min is standard.

k just makes you feel like you're going through a radio ariel and convening with some old cockney god who is in a chimney sweap judging you on judgment day. pretty simple.

nothing like screaming your lungs out because you feel like you're in an alternate dimension and can't get out but ... also can't get out in the real world because you are locked up in hospital. and then completely losing your memory for a weak, waking up from amnesia in a hospital ward in the public area with your cock on full display.

 

[body_wall]

Curious that this forum seems to dislike ket so much. I'm not a big fan but what do you say to people like genesis P.orridge who swear by its androgynous effects. It's also very popular with my trans / nb friends and I can attest that it makes me feel extremely feminine when I've accepted a bump in the rave.

I don't rate it myself but I've not observed this hell hole you guys describe

 

[sadmanbarty]

corpse you absolute bastard!

saying a cup of coffee wakes you up in the morning. you haven't woken up properly till you've had a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire shoved up your asshole by an angry filipino cleaner!

that's proper waking up stuff.

 

[pattycakes_]

Curious that this forum seems to dislike ket so much. I'm not a big fan but what do you say to people like genesis P.orridge who swear by its androgynous effects. It's also very popular with my trans / nb friends and I can attest that it makes me feel extremely feminine when I've accepted a bump in the rave.

I don't rate it myself but I've not observed this hell hole you guys describe

Yeah it's weird, some of the most hardened drug fiends I ever met swear it's the best. But they look like Danny the dealer from withnail so idk if I want to know what they know. I tried a small amount a few times and knew it wasn't my vibe. Shrooms are the best imo. Small doses for going out. 5g dry for vision quests.

 

[luka]

Corpse you've done more ket than anyone else here. Are you pissing jelly yet?

 

[forclosure]

Can we please stop talking about Ket now and get back to the real offenders at hand?

im surprised we havent even gotten round to talking about Chipmunk i remember thinking Who are you was a ok single but after that fuck it "Chip diddy chip" Oopsy Daisy na fuck off

and that fucking Tiny Dancer cover thing he did with Ironik nobody remembers Ironik thankfully