sadmanbarty

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this thread is like a strip tease for corpse, while the rest of dissensian society looks upon us as a moral scourge.
 

sadmanbarty

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a cheeky smooch after mid-level drinking. you're both a bit merry. both a bit silly. rosey cheeked. she's got lipstick on her teach.

a shag with the cute receptionist at the office christmas party.

all of which bought to you by possibly the most unfuckable man to ever grace god's earth.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps

Mr Tea's theme tune. Girls keen to have an orgasm.

Haha! Great tune too. Your commentary in this thread is 🔥🔥🔥.

Are we going to get any 2 Live Crew, or is that too obvious even for this thread?
 
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version

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This is a perfect example of Barty's idea of revolting English sexuality.

 
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forclosure

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Im surprised you went with Baby Cmon and not the track with maybe the most lurid Killah Priest verse ive ever heard in my life
 

version

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Fucking hell mate where did you find that
I think it was my dad who first brought them up, said something about this horrible band from Macclesfield who were around in the 80s. They're surprisingly well-known.
 
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sadmanbarty

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grotesque sexuality. working class english sex as body horror. vagina as axe wound.

the catholic world view. hellraiser.

it's why leathery bondage is actually all about covering the flesh. the notion of sin internalised and fetishised.
 

sadmanbarty

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prim, bubblegum pink labia.

outstanding vaginal hygiene.

feeling good about herself. freshly shaved. new outfit for her new internship at vogue. new knickers.

aspirational, not quite perfect but trying, bridget jones sexuality.

a venus advert if it was about pasty british office workers instead of californian models.

(jungle snare patterns)
 

sadmanbarty

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dry humping. the foreplay's better than the sex. the foreplay might as well be the sex.

the throws of passion. the heat. lots of tongue. grinding. that desperate, urgent dance of tearing off clothes like vultures pulling meat off a bone.

primal. carnal. blood hungry. bottom lip biting.

hunting. tigress. mounting. david attemberough commenting in the corner.

growling. clawing.

the sex where you can't even cuddle afterwards because you're both so dehydrated. both standing there by the sink panting while your erection slowly deflates and starts to resemble rory stewart.
 

sadmanbarty

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the enchantress.

the winding waste is serpentine. the temptress. the forbidden fruits. hip gnosis.

lured into some magical realist harem.

iyanya audibly dissolves as he yearns for eva nelson. turn off your mind relax and float downstream. it is not dying. apparently.

"have no mercy".
 

blissblogger

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its interesting that brass has now entered our collective sonic lexicon as signifying a tongue in cheek smut

that goes back to jazz though doesn't it - the trombone in particular as this woozy raunchy sound... dissolute, swaying drunkenly... the parps and blares suggestive of the lower drives

jazz originally in new orleans was brothel music i believe

and then that association carries on with burlesque

 
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version

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Liam Gallagher says he refuses to have saxophones on his records because "they're a bit pervy".
 
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