Corpsey

call me big papa
Come here to say hi and log your highs.

11.26am and I'm high on one flat white and one cortardo drunk on a nearly empty stomach with a good night's sleep.
 

Corpsey

call me big papa
Must be said here that I've gone from getting stoned every evening to not smoking any since last Monday. This is what lies behind my obnoxious energy burst.
 

luka

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Brutal hungover just noticed I'm covered in espresso martini
 

Corpsey

call me big papa
Great, isn't it, at the time. In heaven there's no hangovers. St Peter always hovering near your shoulder with a full pack of bensons.
 

luka

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It's great. Sitting in the sun. Pint after pint after pint. Whiling away the hours.
 

luka

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I absolutely love spunking money. Love it. Not on things though. Has to be spunked. Booze and resturaunts basically.
 

Corpsey

call me big papa
I suppose if you're a billionaire it gets boring

But imagine being able to constantly feast and not give a fuck

Heaven
 

baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
Things are really overrated, especially the 70% of things that one doesn't use/uses really infrequently. Just hanging around, reminding you of their pointless existence.
 

luka

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Things are really overrated, especially the 70% of things that one doesn't use/uses really infrequently. Just hanging around, reminding you of their pointless existence.
You need a good chair. You need a table. Ideally you want a good frying pan and a good saucepan and a good knife. Those are all genuinely useful things but otherwise I agree.
 

luka

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I would very much like a good bed but I have a very bad bed. My life would be improved 20% if I had a good bed.
 

Corpsey

call me big papa
A good bluetooth speaker is a marvellous thing.

On acid I felt towards my Bose speaker the way a dog owner feels towards their daschund.
 
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