Intoxication log

[Corpsey]

@craner one drink is all it takes

 

[Corpsey]

The JD Sports sublime

 

[Corpsey]

Almost three Guinness deep in a Cornish tavern with authentic three toothed yokels in it

Lovely feeling this, bursting fizzing with obnoxious energy

 

[Corpsey]

Was almost going to start a thread about how I'd like to grab Luka in a headlock and rub his cranium with my knuckles but purely affectionately

So that's how drunk

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Any sea shanties? Start one

Yo, ho
Haul together
Hoist the colours high
Heave ho
Thieves and beggars
Never shall we die

 

[Corpsey]

Yesterday I got stoned — I've been thinking about ADHD lately – I have noticed many times that when I'm stoned I become aware of things that I'm usually unaware of (I mean physical things around me) – And that I becoming quite good at (or at least, competent at) solving minor issues I've ignored –

In other words, being stoned allows me/compels me to 'hyperfocus'

And yet at the same time it makes my mind hare off all over the place, so that I forget e.g. the stove is still on, or what I was going to do before I noticed that all the objects on my shelf could be better arranged

This explains, ofc, why I always enjoy being stoned when i have something to occupy and focus me, but as soon as i lie down to try and sleep, disaster looms

 

[luka]

you need to get back in tune with a poisioned organism like its proper fucked inadequate puppy

 

[Corpsey]

Focus is important

And also, the negative power of focus, for example the monomania of searching for the perfect porno

 

[Corpsey]

This explains, ofc, why I always enjoy being stoned when i have something to occupy and focus me, but as soon as i lie down to try and sleep, disaster looms

Also a reason why weed helps induce psychosis, perhaps

Deprived of external things to focus on, instead you fixate on thoughts, they become loops

 

[luka]

and then you think yourself into being a genius like me or stay in and get stone like edmunds brother

 

[luka]

thirdform​

pass the sick bucket​

• Jul 6, 2019

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Must be said here that I've gone from getting stoned every evening to not smoking any since last Monday. This is what lies behind my obnoxious energy burst.

hey I did tell you the stuff is sapping you of all will and motivation and making you numb because thinking nothing can appear better than thinking anything. that's the seductive danger of weed. I spent years thinking that was all i needed to be proactive and cure my depression. but then i realised i was just an automaton. would rather rage at people than just be indifferent to everything. good on you man it's so much better to see you not in a self-recriminating depressive rut 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫

 

[Corpsey]

Two pints deep in Oxford with my parents

Doesn't feel as good as usual cos it's Sunday and I'm having to hold myself back

An important lesson

 

[Corpsey]

What horrible titles my threads have

I like to think of myself as a master of language, also an aristocrat, but actually I'm a cloth eared yokel with shit for brains and potatoes for face

 

[yyaldrin]

the title needs to be very simple and descriptive though so you can find it when you are intoxicated

 

[Mr. Tea]

the title needs to be very simple and descriptive though so you can find it when you are intoxicated

"I AM HI R U HI 2???!!!"

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm feeling pretty chipper given the amount of MD and speed I got through last night. (The wee one is being looked after by my parents for the weekend, heavens be praised.)