Intoxication log

[Corpsey]

Is poppy tea an opiate?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Is poppy tea an opiate?

Absolutely! It's just a cheap and very crude way of getting high on morphine.

 

[WashYourHands]

Absolutely! It's just a cheap and very crude way of getting high on morphine.

@suspended

 

[Mr. Tea]

@suspended

Yeah, he said he was going to grow some for home consumption a while back, didn't he?

 

[Mellsman]

There was absolutely insane rain for like fifteen minutes at 11am yesterday morning. Ihad some stuff hanging out the window drying, it was out all night and just about dry, and then it suddenly started twatting down, I ran to the windows and pulled the stuff in but it was so heavy that in those couple of minutes everything was as wet as in if it had been thrown in a swimming pool and held to the bottom before being taken out.

Vaudevillian rain.

 

[Mellsman]

Laid off beer for a week and came out of it four pounds lighter (as in weight, not money). Fucking IPAs are calorie bombs, but like the Corleone family, they keep dragging me back in.

Liquid bread

 

[luka]

2 mushroom chocolates
2 pints of guinness
a lot of cava and orange juice
a lot of gin and orange juice
a line of ketamine
about five lines of coke

imagine reading this heroic saga and thinking its in any way acceptable to follow it up with 'i had a small cup of poppy tea'

 

[shakahislop]

Absolutely! It's just a cheap and very crude way of getting high on morphine.

is it easy enough to brew? the one attempt i've seen of my friends trying to smoke opium totally didn't work. i know i could probably just google it but you know. this is mr tea after all. of all the mr men he's the one that would know.

 

[luka]

its easy but most poppy seeds are treated so you need to get ones that arent or you will be sick

 

[Mr. Tea]

its easy but most poppy seeds are treated so you need to get ones that arent or you will be sick

Seeds are a waste of time. You need the whole pods.

 

[luka]

the whole thing is a waste of time just buy proper drugs and be a proper lad like jack

 

[Mr. Tea]

I do buy proper drugs. You can get anything on the dark web. But strong opioids on tap, delivered to your door? Not touching that with a bargepole.

That fact that poppy tea is a faff to make and tastes like a tramp's arse is, in the long run, an advantage.

 

[WashYourHands]

What about tramadol?

 

[WashYourHands]

Dihydrocodeine is the strongest sub morphine script via primary care, gabapentin and pregabalin less and different again

Dihydrocodeine is harsh on the stomach, used to smash a hearty meal to *accompany anything over 100mgs plus benzos to push through what are are the speediest of opiates, only one where you can push 16-18-hours of zoned with a huge kip to follow. Unique really, good to way eke out your heroin too

*not a recommendation

 

[Mr. Tea]

Dihydrocodeine is the strongest sub morphine script via primary care, gabapentin and pregabalin less and different again

Dihydrocodeine is harsh on the stomach, used to smash a hearty meal to *accompany anything over 100mgs plus benzos to push through what are are the speediest of opiates, only one where you can push 16-18-hours of zoned with a huge kip to follow. Unique really, good to way eke out your heroin too

*not a recommendation

I'd occasionally do a CWE on two packets of Paramol, so that's in the region of 400 mg. Maybe I've just naturally got a huge tolerance? I've never been that heavy a user.

 

[WashYourHands]

Have you heard of tramadol?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Have you heard of tramadol?

Yes. Not taken it tho. Any good?

 

[WashYourHands]

Well good, better than Cake

 

[luka]

jack is the bench mark now anything that doesnt measure up your not allowed to post. yyyyyyyaldrin did a much better one a while back thats the real benchmark but i cant be bothered looking for it. it lasted about 7 days and ended in a psych ward. and he lost his car. he never found it again. it's somewhere in Berlin.

 

[linebaugh]

@yyaldrin ?