IdleRich

IdleRich
Every time this thread comes to the top I desperately hope that the revolting fucking beast is dead. Or at the very least that he has some indescribably painful cancer of the bell end.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Though my feelings towards him are mild compared to those I have towards JRM, I honestly didn't know I could hate someone so much. I'm not a violent man, far from it, but I can tell you that that guy is fucking lucky we've never met. As they say, I swear I'd do time.
 

Leo

Well-known member
Though my feelings towards him are mild compared to those I have towards JRM, I honestly didn't know I could hate someone so much. I'm not a violent man, far from it, but I can tell you that that guy is fucking lucky we've never met. As they say, I swear I'd do time.

Bojo v. Bono. who wins on your hate meter, rich?
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I've got nothing particularly against Bono... yeah he's obviously a dick like any other mega rockstar who has spent way too long getting everything he wants and who, as a result, left reality way behind ages ago. Yeah some bad music but - as with new beat - I expect my tolerance of it is higher than that of you lot. There is a lot worse out there.

Whereas Bojo I truly despise; he's lazy, he lies all the time, he's a bully, he's selfish, he steals (sorry misappropriates) public money for his own petty ends, he sticks his disgusting flabby cock into anything that moves and as a result impregnated countless women with his vile spawn; he is racist and classist, he hates women and he probably kicks cats. Despite having no aptitude for the job or even a willingness to try he is determined to be prime minister whatever the cost to other people or the country itself, he fought tooth and nail to get there and refuses to leave despite countless crimes that would have led to any previous PM shuffling off the stage in shame. He wants all the prestige but none of the responsibilities and as a result he is a dangerous liability who, given any choice between his own profit or that of the country, would always choose the former.
He's a vicious, nasty thug whose appearance nauseates me, whenever I see his unkempt appearance I can't help but imagine the sweat pooling in the rolls of fat around his belly and moobs as they chafe against his misbuttoned shirt. His stupid shitty hair and his fucking cunt face. His boorish behaviour and his utter contempt for all of us who have to obey the rules he ignores. The fact that this evil shitstain looks down on us, he thinks that despite all of that he is superior... he is just a fucking wanker and I don't even want to think about him any longer. The sooner and more agonisingly that he dies and we can all forget about him and set about repairing the damage he's caused the better.
 

Leo

Well-known member
I thought he looked familiar. but when I saw the tweet was from today, I thought maybe it was another brother I didn't know existed.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
It's an old clip of Ed Miliband.
Shit, you're right - it's from 2020 but I thought it was from the other day, given all the stuff about Northern Ireland and the border that's been in the news again this week.

Which speaks volumes in itself.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I really feel that with Boris Johnson you can see the evil beginning to show through. Before he was this tousle-haired lovable scamp. Yes, we knew that was an act, but it was a good act for him to choose because he really did look the part. A bit boyish and scruffy, an annoyingly posh voice but self-deprecating enough that we could overlook it, the twinkle in his eye told us that he was a nice bloke at the bottom. His crumpled suit said that he was imperfect just like us and, although I think he may be quite tall... quite big in fact, his soft chubbiness made certain that he could never feel threatening at all. A big blonde teddy with a few flaws but nothing nasty or vicious or hard in there. If one was to consider that sort of question then one would likely conclude the opposite, that he is too soft.

Now though, as everyone does, he has aged and, I'm not sure if it's just an illusion with my eyes confirming what my heart knows, but when I look at it him it seems as though his sins have marked him. Like Dorian's picture he has become bloated and smeared. His once blond and bouncy hair is colourless and lifeless. A drab lump on top of a drab lump. He still looks soft but it's the softness of heavy, meaty flab. I can all too easily imagine him flopping drunkenly out of a pub to lean on someone, becoming an unpleasant dragging weight for his unfortunate victim. Where once he was untidy he now appears dirty, stale sweat under his shirt lubricated with rivulets of new sweat as his underexercised body struggles to cart around an excess of weight - the inevitable result of an excess of food and booze. Accustomed as he is to rules not applying to him, Johnson probably had some half-baked idea in the back of his mind that he would be able to consume as he liked and go unpunished. If he had interrogated that idea properly then even he might have seen through it - but of course he never ever does anything properly and so red wine and gravy have accumulated in his large pillowy breasts and belly, his waistband struggles to control the latter, digging in uncomfortably, another red mark in the dead white skin. joining others caused simply by the friction of jelly on jelly. I really can't look at him without feeling all this discomfort, a badly put together man stuffed like sausage meat into his skin and then in turn into his suit.

But most of all its his face. The life has gone out of it. I don't see fun or boyishness or anything there. He looks peevish and mean, blubbery lips below evil piggy eyes. I've never actually seen a video of him shouting at his secretary or his wife or the tea lady but his face convinces me that he does just that every day. He can't do anything about his tormentors in the press or on the other side of the house - after all every single thing they say about him is completely true - he is a liar, he is lazy, he has fucked everything up and he continues to do so on a daily basis. I think that now even the most ardent backers of Boris's Brexit understand that his strategy was to pretend he had a good deal to win the election and then deal with the inevitable problems afterwards. And his way of dealing with it has turned out to be a mixture of lying about the EU, lying about how successful he's been and blustering a load of empty threats. In fact I understand now that Tory party strategy in general - if you can really call this a strategy - is about doing things really badly and then just ordering the party to show a united front in which they all just completely lie about the situation. They have realised that instead of dealing with something it's much easier to just all deny there is a problem or pretend to have solved it. And cos people are so invested in totally partisan party politics a lot of people just go along with it as long as they're not affected. But for those who are at the sharp end it's not proving a particularly popular modus operandi strangely enough.

And this makes me so angry, his pathetic attempts to play at being prime minister have had so many real consequences for so many people and will continue to do so for ages. I mean to say that he would be laughable except that he has hurt so many people in pursuit of his own... what? A tarnished reputation and some money that he could have likely earned legitimately in an other field without smashing so many lives. And on top of all this, his band of tawdry money grubbers are cruel and vicious and they literally laugh when they are told the consequences of their crimes and incompetence. I would bet any money that behind closed doors the fucking pallid ape shouts at his underlings in the nastiest of ways, I am utterly convinced that he is not just a charlatan, a liar, a thief and an idiot, but that also he is a nasty spiteful little man. I think that he is evil and I hope that he has enough self-awareness to understand how history will judge him and how his legacy will be a horror story. Surely even someone as thick skinned as he must know deep down that he has presided over - and in fact hastened and facilitated - the greatest decline in our country's history, that he has divided and weakened our country and destroyed its institutions and its reputation. However much he hides it from himself surely the truth must haunt him and be at the back of his mind. I hope so, I hope it wrecks him and leaves him a broken shell of a man, tortured and tormented, unable to sleep, eking out the last miserable years of his life reviled and despised. And I also hope that, sometime quite soon, he gets hit really really hard in the bollocks...
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I think that's true up to a point but I think that the change in him is so frightening and real that it ought to be possible (if one so wished) to avoid that self-critique by saying that he was that and now he has unpredictably changed into this, like a gremlin that got wet. So I feel one could reject this version without having to challenge themselves and admit that they were always wrong.
 

Leo

Well-known member
Issue is that we created him as lovable scamp and so it's hard to get rid of him cos it means self critique

maybe true over there but make me chuckle thinking about US politics, where people have no issue with turning on a politician who's fallen out of favor.
 
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