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thirdform

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of course ironically enough for the pan-turkists in Turkey the closest group to us linguistically are the gagauz turks of moldovia and Romania, but they eat pork, and aren't muslim. otherwise the language is almost identical to a t, we're talking 95% like the difference between london and Scotland.

this is why pan-turkism or pan-turanism has always just regressed to regular ultranationalist statecraft for X individual nation state.
 
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thirdform

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pattycakes_ said:
*lights a joss stick and puts on the pentangle
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We told you. As soon as midnight hits and its your 20th birthday you have to quit weed. its the law of dissensus. you can blow your brain out all you like in yer teens but thens the time to quit. given you've smoked for 15 years after this limitation you are going to make some serious tawba. no playing the drums for 40 days, no sex and no intoxicants. you must pray for salvation.
 
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thirdform

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and if you break your repentence by masturbating you will have to repent 61 days for your first wank and then add a day onto that for each wank. so if you wank 15 times during the 40 day period you'll have to repent another 75 days.
 
luka

luka

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Sorry patty I don't make the rules. It's for your own good. No kissing pretty girls in nightclubs either.
 
pattycakes_

pattycakes_

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It's great. Here on a work stay. Place is lush. People wonderful. Lots of interesting talks. Was helping out in the kitchen this past weekend. Cooking for about 35 people on a retreat. All veggie n vegan and all the shit you'd expect going on. Top people watching opps. Buddhist participation optional. Gonna get on it now everyone has left. Just a few people live here permanently. Would love to stay for a few months.

Not a Buddhist but did a 10 day vipassana silent meditation about 10 years ago. Its pretty similar to what they do here but with no real dogma. Basically just wanted somewhere proper to get back into it.
 
pattycakes_

pattycakes_

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Things are being done in return. Lots actually. And that's kind of the best part of it. Have been neglecting the spiritual stuff because helping out is really rewarding in itself. Gonna switch that up tomorrow though. Also, Buddhism is pretty cool.
 
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thirdform

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no good times spiritual shit here son no veggie+vegan either. just spiritual austerity. you broke the main rule of dissensus. if you hadn't broken this rule you could be snorting gak off a havana model's arse. in fact you should probably be truck driving from sunrise to sunset whilst keeping a fast. no seclusion, fast whilst you hear the foul mouthed colleagues go at it with their profanity.
 
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thirdform

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anyone can do a 10 day meditation in isolation thats piss easy. but what happens when you see your fit mate shag one of them inbetweeners blokes? that's the real spiritual test! how do you keep your composure then.
 
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thirdform

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learn to watch porn without getting an erection. then you will have mastered the secrets of all religions.
 
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thirdform

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religions are all about policing who you can and who you can't fuck. that's why most religions have had homophobic strains running through them. gotta keep that gene pool ticking. but once you master this avant-prole art you can sit in front of a shake, open big sausage pizza, keep your eyes glued on the scene, and watch as the shaikhs ruling class cock bulges and you don't even blink. then you'll see just how much full of shit he is.
 
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