https://www.dissensus.com/showthread.php?t=573Invent Neo-Con strategies
the neo-cons are the most fun bunch of politicians in living memory, those guys have got big balls, they've got vision and the will to see those visions become reality
outflank the neo-cons, preempt their policies...
invent your own neo-con strategies, the more bold the better
Build mosques throughout the Muslim world, huge, ornate,
gold cupolas gleaming, walls inlaid with jewels
Install undercover mullahs in the mosques
Have them preach the virtues of the free market and rampant consumerism
‘A man shall be judged by the welath of his possession’
‘It is harder for a man who drives a Japanese car to enter heaven than it is for a butterfly to turn back into a caterpillar. He who drives a Chevrolet will drive his car to the very gates of heaven, where it will be refuelled and given a full valet service.’
‘Allah shows his displeasure with nations by making them poor. The rich are blessed by the lord. All hail America, richest and most blessed of nations.’
Have suicide bombers exploding in mosques and crowded market places.
Use Photoshop to depict Muslim political and religious leaders engaged in acts of sodomy, fellatio and bestiality. Picture them spitting on the Koran and rubbing their balls with a rubber crucifix in a lascivious fashion, murmuring, in low erotic tones, ‘I give my love to Jesus, I give all my love to Jesus.’
Covertly nationalise all major record companies. Ensure all popular recording artists sing propaganda songs. Have Usher sing about the merits of American Democracy. Have him invent a funky, but easy to mimic ‘democracy dance’ to accompany the song. Beam the music videos to all hostile nations via satellite technology. At the end of the video the whole world will be pictured smiling and doing the democracy dance while enjoying quintessential American products, Marlboro cigs, Budweiser, Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola…
Employ secret agents to scrawl pro-Bush administration graffiti on the walls of the famous ‘Arab Street’
Plant uncover agents as reporters for Al-Jazeera. Have them broadcast stories about Americans rescuing Palestinian babies from certain death, at great personal risk, stories about the Iranian government using human guinea pigs to test the effects of radiation, stories about how the name of Allah keeps appearing mysteriously in American meat and vegetables.
Use a Bin Laden lookalike to record a series of videos, all with contradictory messages.
One says ‘I have renounced Islam and become a Mormon’
One says ‘I have renounced Islam and reverted to my former playboy way. Life is about more then prayer and Jihad, it is about big breasted women and fast cars. Rejoice’
One says ‘If the rabbit ran faster, it would be an alley cat’ then raises one eyebrow in a knowing fashion
One says ‘My former path of violence was merely a product of my repressed homosexuality. I have met a good American man who has helped reconcile me to my sexuality. I have abandoned my violent ways and now live a life of blissful sodomy and Judy Garland records.
One says nothing, the video consists of him doing Ushers ‘democracy dance’ and lip-syncing to the song.
Pay publishers to mistranslate the Koran, in an attempt to influence non-Arabic speaking Muslims.
Help us dissect it. Put your shoulder to the wheel. You're interested in clothes and how different generations and groups express their values and aspirations through clothes. It's tailor made for you that thread. Stop being silly and join the fun.OK, sorry, I misunderstood. You were facilitating a discussion about my susceptibility to the aesthetics of white Identitarianism. Huge difference.
Not at all, I have respect and affection for him, apart from the periodic moments when he decides to slime me in a malicious, insidious and public manner. I've also known him for 16 years, so I know that when he puts one thing ("90% of his Twitter is Quillette") next to another ("white identity") he is insinuating a link for effect and a laugh, but with no understanding of the point where banter becomes something worse and he's publicly identifying me with Tommy Robinson or something without any context and in a way that people would take at face value.craner feels about luke the way my mum feels about my dad. encumbered with bitterness and begrudging decades-old wrongs that were never righted.