Entertainment’s date

sadmanbarty

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I was only playing around. Sorry you’re all angsty entertainment.

To be honest I’m surprised Scandinavians even have sex.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
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To be honest I’m surprised Scandinavians even have sex.
It always amuses me that in popular culture, at least in the Anglophone world, Sweden is supposed to be the Urheimat of pornography - whereas in reality they have some sort of Minister for the Prevention of Sex and Fun who bans Lavazza adverts for being too racy.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Staff member
Where did the Germans being associated with scat thing come from? It can't just be that bit in the South Park movie, can it?
Probably from the undeniably true and objective fact that all krauts go ga-ga for the ca-ca.
 

entertainment

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Propriety apparently changed a lot here since the 70's. Back then it was all topless beaches and easy going but then the next generation clenched up.
 

entertainment

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I think I'm alright with the balance we've struck now. I want it to be tender and special, to have a bit of that ceremonial aura. Casualness is boring.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I agree.
With Germans and shit, that goes back way before South Park. Isn't it cos their toilets have like a ledge where you can examine your deposits to check that they (and by extension you) are healthy? When you flush the ledge slides in.
 

pattycakes_

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They're also famously way more into the dark side of sex than most places. Berlin especially ofc. They're intensely intellectual, plus all the repression equals the most openly kinky culture ever. I think almost exactly the same shit happens in Japan just different shades. Funnily enough, some people say the cultures are the most similar to each other.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I believe that the country with the biggest number of record collectors is Japan, followed by Germany. You could probably make some theory about anal retentiveness and collecting stuff fit here.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Staff member
Hey entertainment, sorry we ruined a thread about your nice sexy date with a discussion of scat fetish and German :poop:-shelves. :(
 

Corpsey

call me big papa
I thought entertainment was an American for some reason

Aren't Swedes all six foot tall and beautiful?
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Staff member
Yeah Corpsey, get it right! Sheesh, that's like confusing Liverpool with Everton or something.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Staff member
Speaking of Scandinavian rivalry, I just remembered that IKEA named all of their doormats after places in Denmark.
 

entertainment

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I'm considering moving away actually. Berlin or Dublin or Edinburgh maybe. These halcyon social democracies breed little culture.
 
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