Dublin Droid's Dancehall Delights

sadmanbarty

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this thread's going to be wicked. it'll give blissblog an opportunity to use all his vernacular. "ragga muffin bizznizz and ting!" he'll bellow triumphantly at his keyboard reading this thread.

and then, inevitably, his shoulders will slump and a grey film shall form across his eyes as he opens the word document and begins to type a review of some drab conceptronica album he promised to pretend to like.

but for that brief moment, you would have made him happy droid. you would have reminded him of a better time. of what it means to be human. and for that, he can be nothing but grateful.
 

sadmanbarty

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the first time i met uncle si was at this very strange lecture he was giving.

he started speaking and a couple of minutes in to his talk this homeless bloke with very little grasp of the english language (or human communication more generally) got up, walked to the front and shook his hand as he was talking. it was like in tin tin when the natives think he's some kind of deity.

then later on he was talking about the song 'funkin for jamaica' and he explained that the song refers to jamaica, queens rather than the country of jamaica. he said that often jamaicans would come up to band members and say (and this is the point where si put on a jamaican accent) "yeah mon, nuff respect mon". i turned to luke, who made and absolutely perfect sit com bewildered face and i cracked up with laughter. i really got the giggles and couldn't stop laughing. we were in the front row, so it was a struggle to hide it or contain myself.

after the lecture i went to the toilet and this bloke walked out the loo. he had fake tan on, plucked eye brows, possibly a bit of mascara and lip balm, a very tight shirt. he opens the door, sees me and looks horrified. he then says to me "sorry i made a bit of a mess in there". i didn't think much of it until i walked in and i see that he'd absolutely wrecked the place. i literally can't comprehend how he even managed to get his poo in all those different places (everywhere except for the bowl).

so that was the first time i met si.
 

luka

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It was a great night. He's gone on to bigger and better things since. Goldsmiths lecture halls filled with hundreds of enraptured arts students, but this was 15 lost souls in Walthamstow library followed by 15 Stella's in a travelodge
 

version

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It was a great night. He's gone on to bigger and better things since. Goldsmiths lecture halls filled with hundreds of enraptured arts students, but this was 15 lost souls in Walthamstow library followed by 15 Stella's in a travelodge

 

sadmanbarty

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i sent someone major mackerel's 'read your bible' the other day and low and behold which youtube channel had uploaded it? only bloody droid's
 
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