Wuhan Killer Sneeze (thanks Tea)

[Mr. Tea]

im not falling into it, i dont actually think that they are doing that. im just annoying mr tea/having a giggle

Ahhh, but maybe that's just what you want us to think!

 

[luka]

this is a great theory

 

[catalog]

 

[mixed_biscuits]

 

[luka]

i had a jab and ive had severe heart trouble ever since

 

[luka]

really bad heart pain. not even joking. you cant tell the doctor cos they are told to dismiss you with any information like that.
anyway getting my 2nd jab monday

 

[mixed_biscuits]

getting my 2nd jab monday

Why?

 

[luka]

why not?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

 

[Mr. Tea]

i had a jab and ive had severe heart trouble ever since

Good.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

wtf

 

[luka]

wtf

thats really quite weird isnt it

 

[Mr. Tea]

Have your balls also gone all massive like those of Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend?

 

[luka]

not last time i checked

 

[luka]

PETER HITCHENS: Handrails won't kill you but Covid Hezbollah might!

PETER HITCHENS: How very sad that people travelling on the London Underground are tumbling down escalators in greater numbers because they are afraid to grasp the handrail.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[luka]

the che guvara of the shires

 

[luka]

 

[Mr. Tea]

Are you sure it's the deadly killer vaccine that's doing it, and not the deadly killer 5G rays?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

PETER HITCHENS: Handrails won't kill you but Covid Hezbollah might!

PETER HITCHENS: How very sad that people travelling on the London Underground are tumbling down escalators in greater numbers because they are afraid to grasp the handrail.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Forget eat out to help out, this hypochondria should be cured by a state-mandated night out with the sweaty masses down the nearest Roxy.

 

[version]

Sounds about right.