call me big papa
The fantasies always come down to the same underlying drives, regardless of their manifestation.
Primitive man probably fantasised about killing a buffalo with a perfectly placed spear and getting sucked off the cave later.
Modern man fantasises about being revealed as the wokest man in existence and getting sucked off on stage at TED.
I thought this was very astute, the sort of thing K Punk might have written in his heyday.