your favourite Wu Tang Torture

[luka]

my favourite is sew your arsehole closed and keep feeding you and feeding you

 

[woops]

might as well lock this thread then, unless someone wants to prefer i'll hang you by your dick off a building.

 

[Mr. Tea]

my favourite is sew your arsehole closed and keep feeding you and feeding you

I thought that as soon as I saw the title of the thread.

 

[woops]

i'll fuckin',, i'll fuckin strip you but naked and abandon you on canvey island in this m***********

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'l fuckin' make ya sing along to a hymn wid a tune ya don't know at ya grandmother's fuckin' funeral.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'll fuckin' make ya hold in tha biggest fuckin' fart in tha motherfuckin' history o' farts in front of ya motherfuckin' crush!

 

[john eden]

I'll get my boy @craner to chain you to your mother's sofa and play you the entire Killah Priest back catalogue on a Sunday morning.

 

[version]

I once saw a comment under a Joe Rogan vid where some guy claimed to know "69 testicle-based finishing moves".

 

[DannyL]

my favourite is sew your arsehole closed and keep feeding you and feeding you

Yeah, surely this is everyone's favourite?

 

[Mr. Tea]

I once saw a comment under a Joe Rogan vid where some guy claimed to know "69 testicle-based finishing moves".

I'm imagining this man as the author of a sort of gay Kama Sutra.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'll get my boy @craner to chain you to your mother's sofa and play you the entire Killah Priest back catalogue on a Sunday morning.

While his Auntie Kate sits there, smiling, and does nothing to help you.

 

[version]

I'll get my boy @craner to chain you to your mother's sofa and play you the entire Killah Priest back catalogue on a Sunday morning.

Best film title ever, A Sunday in Hell