Your Journey to the Alt-Right.

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

I've already said: simply act. No need for forethought. Automate the righteous path. Atomic habits.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

I can’t believe a self-identifying alt-right type has cited a dishwasher as the zenith of personal organisation.

You should see how I organise links in my bookmark bar. The word made flesh.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Anyway, I'm no more alt right than your nan.

 

[WashYourHands]

Both of my Nan’s despised the English and were socialist union workers. Close, but no cigar.

There’s a precursor to you previous comments though in simply buying a dishwasher. Tad Hyacinth Bucket there chap. Thought you’d see elbow grease as a noble cause. How are you going to survive in the wilds when the revolution comes without a dishwasher? We’ve seen tools for burying shit posted, but cold camps mean no flame, no hot water.

Your rightishness is domestically rigid. Domus vs agrios etc.

 

[luka]

I missed the thing about James Spader.

I just said I've never heard of him and that it was a bad thread.

 

[craner]

You would probably recognize him if you saw him.

 

[luka]

Version will start a thread about anyone willy nilly. Jeff Goldblum. Ainsely Harriot. Phillip Scholfeild.

 

[Mr. Tea]

You are always 'sneering at muggles' too though Tea. This is what people do.

Right, because I don't accord anti-vaxxers and flat-earthers the respect they apparently deserve?

 

[luka]

Right, because I don't accord anti-vaxxers and flat-earthers the respect they apparently deserve?

I was thinking mostly of the Brexi thread and your politics more generally. You are more likely than most to dismiss the other side (of whatever debate) as stupid and irrational.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Best not to think. Simply act. Since becoming a card carrying alt rightist I've found that when it's time to clear up the kitchen and load the dishwasher before bed, i simply do it.

Back when I was fat, Observer-reading baizuo centrist, the kitchen would still be in disarray next morning. Its like Jordan Peterson's bedmaking thing, but at the other end of the day.

Well this goes right back to the Fascist ideal of the "man of action" versus the effete, decadent man of thought, doesn't it?

The Chad Doer and the Virgin Thinker, if you will.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I was thinking mostly of the Brexi thread and your politics more generally. You are more likely than most to dismiss the other side (of whatever debate) as stupid and irrational.

But what if it is, though? Some positions are so demonstrably wrong and stupid that a thinking person achieves nothing but their own abasement by even entering into a debate.

And with all the evidence and reason in the world - two principles you make a show of abominating on a daily basis, but I value them - you're never going to make any headway, because people think these things for emotive, not rational, reasons.

 

[luka]

I know what you think about everything Tea, you don't need to tell me.

 

[sus]

Gus, for the love of all things holy, try taking a bomb into work tomorrow, you might actually develop some economic ideas then. That is, assuming you are corageous enough to stand behind your convictions.

"Local area man bombs coworking space. Note found on scene points to an online forum called Dissensus, featuring threads about the Alt-right"

 

[Mr. Tea]

I know what you think about everything Tea, you don't need to tell me.

Well nomadologist once said that all the regular users here are like an old married couple who finish each other's sentences, and that was years ago now.

 

[sus]

It's only natural that psychedelics push one to the right, it's mental resistance training and it's well know gym bros are of the right. Zoe Williams famously wrote about it in the guardian.

So much beautiful self-awareness here

As you read this, I’m probably prattling compulsively about my newfound love of hot yoga. Whoever I’m talking to, I can see they’re not interested, because it isn’t interesting. I often end with: “You should come! There’s a class this Friday!”, which is a way to justify having brought it up, and suddenly I’ve asked a distant acquaintance to spend 90 minutes with me in the intimate environs of a sweatbox, and they are wondering why, and I am wondering why, but really I know why: I didn’t want to stop gabbling. It’s not really talking, though, is it? It’s boasting

 

[sus]

Well nomadologist once said that all the regular users here are like an old married couple who finish each other's sentences, and that was years ago now.

who is this thot nomad whose spectral sexuality haunts this forum

 

[luka]

Turns out it wasn't actually a girl. 'She' catfished Craner

 

[sus]

no way

you let a girl neg you guys for years and it turns out she wasn't even a girl

 

[luka]

That's what happened.

 

[Mr. Tea]

She turned out to be a collection of organs without a body. Pretty gross, really.