The Mask (and Hypocrisy)

luka

Well-known member
It's fascinating to be on the other side of it, to see people trying to work out whether you're serious or not. I kept leaving comments in all caps on one of the footy subreddits like HAHA! THAT'S WHAT THIS BEAUTIFUL GAME'S ALL ABOUT, BABY! KEEP THE FAITH, SON! and had people asking if I was drunk, having a stroke, telling me to fuck off etc.

you got a talent for it you should do it more often. i'll start a thread for you.
 

version

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I always wind up family members irl by making up silly, mundane things. I told my gran my brother got a part-time job at a hotel bar and she obviously believed it and started asking him about it and he had no idea what was going on.
 

version

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I told the rest of the family my dad had gifted one of my brothers a set of antique golf clubs even though he didn't play golf and they all said it was disgusting he was playing favourites and giving away valuable items like that.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I did a good one at NYE cos our friend was drinking this purple vodka stuff and I told my GF it was drank... and then I kinda set it up by asking the guy what was the other word for lean and we had a conversation about drank and then when I told GF we sort of looked at that guy and I started a question that seemed like it would lead into our previous conversation so he said "yeah drank" and that totally sucked her in. It did help that she was in a slightly altered state herself.
 

version

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I tell them it's bollocks more or less straight away, but the brief window where they're discussing it as though it's real is amazing. Always makes me laugh.
 

version

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I did a good one at NYE cos our friend was drinking this purple vodka stuff and I told my GF it was drank... and then I kinda set it up by asking the guy what was the other word for lean and we had a conversation about drank and then when I told GF we sort of looked at that guy and I started a question that seemed like it would lead into our previous conversation so he said "yeah drank" and that totally sucked her in. It did help that she was in a slightly altered state herself.
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sufi

lala
Some red flags that may appear in an office visit that
should alert a primary care provider (PCP) to possible di-
agnosis of BPD comprise a history of doctor shopping,
legal suits against healthcare professionals, suicide at-
tempts, several brief marriages or unsuccessful intimate
relationships, an immediate idealization of the PCP as the
most “wonderful doctor” in comparison to any previous
practitioners, and most importantly, an excessive interest
in the PCP’s personal life as well as attempts to test or in-
vade professional boundaries (Carlat, 1998; Gross et al.,
2002; Sansone & Sansone, 2010). It is important to note
that BPD is often misdiagnosed or may take years to be
accurately diagnosed (Fallon, 2003; U.S. DHHS, Healthy
People 2020, 2012).
 

version

Well-known member
The trick's to make it about something pedestrian. The kind of thing nobody would assume you'd make up because it's so boring. I once told my mum my brother slept with his slippers on because his duvet was too short and she was like "Oh no! That's awful!", went and told him how sad it was and he was just like "What the hell are you on about?".
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
A weird thing that I keep "lying" about people's nationalities. Not lying cos I totally believe it - somehow I get confused - but I told everyone that this one girl was Armenian (she was Portuguese) and loads of people asked her about it. There are several examples of this but the weirdest one was when I heard this guy at a party doing this amazing... what was it, I think Scouse, or Scottish maybe accent, and I told people how good he was at doing it and they kinda grabbed him and made him do a Glaswegian accent and he was like "yeah sure" but he was really terrible at it and then he said "why did you want me to do that?" and it turns out I'd totally imagined him doing this amazing impression. Also I thought he was Italian but turned out he was Portuguese too.
 
The trick's to make it about something pedestrian. The kind of thing nobody would assume you'd make up because it's so boring.
Im big on small semi believable lies. Especially getting to know people. Nothing malicious just that reciting the cv script is boring as fuck
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
A weird thing that I keep "lying" about people's nationalities. Not lying cos I totally believe it - somehow I get confused - but I told everyone that this one girl was Armenian (she was Portuguese) and loads of people asked her about it. There are several examples of this but the weirdest one was when I heard this guy at a party doing this amazing... what was it, I think Scouse, or Scottish maybe accent, and I told people how good he was at doing it and they kinda grabbed him and made him do a Glaswegian accent and he was like "yeah sure" but he was really terrible at it and then he said "why did you want me to do that?" and it turns out I'd totally imagined him doing this amazing impression. Also I thought he was Italian but turned out he was Portuguese too.
Oh yeah and there was another girl I and I swore she was from Iran. Also Portuguese. I think she DID live in Tehran for a while so it wasn't totally random like the other two.
 

version

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Im big on small semi believable lies. Especially getting to know people. Nothing malicious just that reciting the cv script is boring as fuck
I only really do it in that silly, jokey context with immediate family and then tell them I'm taking the piss pretty swiftly. I wouldn't be able to make up stuff getting to know people. I'd feel too guilty.
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
Some red flags that may appear in an office visit that
should alert a primary care provider (PCP) to possible di-
agnosis of BPD comprise a history of doctor shopping,
legal suits against healthcare professionals, suicide at-
tempts, several brief marriages or unsuccessful intimate
relationships, an immediate idealization of the PCP as the
most “wonderful doctor” in comparison to any previous
practitioners, and most importantly, an excessive interest
in the PCP’s personal life as well as attempts to test or in-
vade professional boundaries (Carlat, 1998; Gross et al.,
2002; Sansone & Sansone, 2010). It is important to note
that BPD is often misdiagnosed or may take years to be
accurately diagnosed (Fallon, 2003; U.S. DHHS, Healthy
People 2020, 2012).

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sufi

lala
Online support communities provide an additional
venue for BPD sufferers, friends, families, and significant
others, to learn about the disorder and identify resources
for treatment. Such online communities offer public or
private virtual forums where people can communicate
in a safe environment about their experiences, concerns,
educational material, and coping mechanisms (Wehbe-
Alamah, Kornblau, Haderer, & Erickson, 2012).
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Methodology
Inductive content analysis was used for analyzing qual-
itative data obtained from three public virtual forums that
were identified through a search of “borderline personal-
ity disorder”
...
Findings
Four major themes emerged from the content analysis
of the 1109 blog postings. Each theme is presented be-
low with its representing patterns and descriptors (quo-
tations):
Theme 1: Online blogging provides an outlet to seek and/or
provide support and education, a means of coping with condi-
tion, and a venue for offering hope and a sense of normalcy.
 
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