Benny B

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Dexta Daps’ White “Squeeze Mi” Pants Reaches The Limit After Exciting Female Fans​

“I couldn’t focus pass ya pants,” yonnib88 wrote, while shaytauna added: “Dah pants deh just suck on suh…”

“Ur tights/jeans (or wtever) is way to smalllll fi u"
kartellove wrote, pointing out the unsurety about the material from which Dexta’s trousers was made.

“Mi waah kno how him get Inna d pants,” dsassyone wrote wryly, while kerryannmartin added: “Y dexta can’t wear pants tht naw squeeze up him thing?”

Others scolded the Breaking News artist and issued him with “cease and desist’ notices. “U fi tap wear them pants deh enuh,” sassi_shani while sherene347 in response, expressed utter confusion.

“@dsassyone look at the buff. Something is wrong man,” she said.

“Why Dexta pants front won’t behave itself????? Come on man lol,” cheftarikas teased, to which inga_babes replied: “@cheftarikas him kno whey him a do wid dat ‘squeeze mi d_ck and balls’ pants deh”, while sheisloyal34 chimed in: “@cheftarikas he needs a jockstrap

After his follow-up performance the next night in Washington DC, an amused Dexta reported that another similar tight white pants had given way.

In the video posted just around the point the crotch of his pants “exploded”, he and Ikaya were again gyrating, daggering and carrying on with their usual on-stage antics. As the two fell to the floor in a supposed “passionate embrace”, and Dexta attempted to get up, lo and behold, there was a big hole in the crotch of his pants, and the former Manning Cup footballer ran off laughing.
 

Roobric

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New Skeng & Intence, very good:


I've just started the new Skilli album. Starts kind of rough, but Thee Most Power is a bit like Third Eye Foundation doing drill (in a good way)
 

Benny B

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Yeah that's good, Skeng kills it but Intense does a bit of that cringey rapping that Luka hates so much.

Thee most power definitely the best one on the Skilli album - the rest is pretty mediocre unfortunately. Maybe it really is time he slowed down and upped the quality now
 

Roobric

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Intense does a bit of that cringey rapping that Luka hates so much.
Haha not sure I even registered that

I'm liking the middle third of the Skilli more, but I'm finding myself listening to the production and tuning him out. That might be preferable to the American voices, which really punch through in a bad way
 

Benny B

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I start to lose patience with Skillibeng when he just repeats one word for a 'chorus' - he might as well not bother, it's just tedious.

Skeng's choruses, though they're not melodic, are a lot more powerful and anthemic.
 

Roobric

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My enthusiasm for Skilli has definitely waned. The last third wasn't very good, but to be fair, I never expect dancehall albums to be particularly strong
 

Benny B

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Been neglecting this thread but I'm still listening so here's a lil roundup of a few I've been feeling recently. The 6ixx collective (Squash, Chronic Law etc) have released some incredible stuff lately

Squash - Cyaa bruk back (check the obeah man and Taliban in the video!)

Squash - Racketeer

Chronic Law - Organ Trade (best version on the brilliant new Green Leaf Riddim - vaguely ethnic folky violin and a great stumbling, tripping over itself beat)

Here's the other versions, incl. Tommy Lee Sparta

JayBlem ft Chronic Law - Rotten Teeth (posted this in the orientalism thread but no one noticed it)

Chronic Law - 1 Strap

Skeng's had a meteoric rise this year, seemed to come out if nowhere and is now no.1 on JA streaming charts. He's got a couple of new ones

Skeng and Tommy Lee Sparta - Protocol

Skeng - Cheese

There are many more but that'll have to do for now
 

Benny B

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im not into music of any kind any more. gave up on it many years ago. i liked the skeng/sparta one though.
Didn't know whether to give this the thumbs up or the sadface emoji tbh.

Sparta's doing a Vybz Kartel atm, just released a double album from prison. Apparently this is him in the cell
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