Getting to know you part 1

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
  1. Who is your hero?
  2. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
  3. What is your biggest fear?
  4. What is your favorite family vacation?
  5. What would you change about yourself if you could?
  6. What really makes you angry?
  7. What motivates you to work hard?
  8. What is your favorite thing about your career?
  9. What is your biggest complaint about your job?
  10. What is your proudest accomplishment?
Particularly would like @craner to answer these.
 

luka

Well-known member
Prynne
London
Losing my magical powers
Swanage
I'd have huge muscles
Things on dissensus usually
Nothing I never work hard never have and hopefully never will
I'm unemployed
I'm unemployed
Getting letters from Prynne
 

Dusty

Tone deaf
Attenborough
Cape Cod
The death of loved ones before their time
Bergerac
I'd exercise
Social media
Almost nothing
It's easy... I'm blagging it
Sitting in front of a screen all day
Being a good dad (I hope)
 

entertainment

Well-known member
  1. Who is your hero?
  2. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
  3. What is your biggest fear?
  4. What is your favorite family vacation?
  5. What would you change about yourself if you could?
  6. What really makes you angry?
  7. What motivates you to work hard?
  8. What is your favorite thing about your career?
  9. What is your biggest complaint about your job?
  10. What is your proudest accomplishment?
Particularly would like @craner to answer these.

1. don't have one I think
2. copenhagen or maybe some nondescript latin american city bustling with exotic energy of men roasting tasty meats in the streets next to dancing women to syncopating energies
3. snakes or dying in loads of different ways
4. skiing in the alpes with my brother and father when I was little I think
5. be more productive
6. feeling like i've been treated unfairly by an entity of authority
7. fame and hate and spite and maybe love before money, i'd say
8. i still feel like there are paths of real opportunity for getting what i want
9. it's boring
10. honestly no idea
 

woops

is not like other people
the answers of a studied smart-arse.
  1. Who is your hero? this question is obsolete if you have heroes and your 41 in 2021 you're even more fucked than i am
  2. If you could live anywhere, where would it be? imaginary paradise that doesn't exist
  3. What is your biggest fear? that i don't live in a paradise that does exist
  4. What is your favorite family vacation? began in 1998 when i left the family home
  5. What would you change about yourself if you could? lots of things but then the world would be deprived so maybe nothing actually when i really stop and think about it but yeah lots of things really
  6. What really makes you angry? cunts
  7. What motivates you to work hard? cunts
  8. What is your favorite thing about your career? lots of time off
  9. What is your biggest complaint about your job? poverty
  10. What is your proudest accomplishment? so-called accomplishments just remind me how much i could have accomplished and are basically failures
 

martin

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Who is your hero? Mopsus of Thrace

If you could live anywhere, where would it be? A castle in the woods, with a load of wolves howling in the twilight. Or Mill Hill.

What is your biggest fear? Rotting in a ward with Alzheimers, nurses smirking and taking selfies during my senile death rattles
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What is your favorite family vacation? There was only ever one destination...west coast of Ireland, two weeks of rain and wind (in August), constant smell of peat and cow shit, WB Yeats' grave, Queen Maeve's grave, insane cousins, cliffs, wild dogs, donkey derbys, ice-cold irradiated sea, spooky churches, mountain men with shotguns, fairy trees...a 'disco' called O'Gorman's that used to send out a Trump lookalike in a car with a sandwich board on top and a megaphone, advertising 'Krazy Nite Krazy'...

What would you change about yourself if you could? Sometimes wish I could go back in time and do a business studies course instead. Manage a hedge fund and never have heard of William Burroughs.

What really makes you angry? Wankers, pedants, the general way working class people are treated like shit.

What motivates you to work hard? Fear of homelessness.

What is your favorite thing about your career? Beats manual labour.

What is your biggest complaint about your job? That they haven't made me CEO.

What is your proudest accomplishment? I don't understand 'pride'...who sits around patting themselves on the back for quitting fags or passing a pilot exam?
 

woops

is not like other people
What would you change about yourself if you could? Sometimes wish I could go back in time and do a business studies course instead. Manage a hedge fund and never have heard of William Burroughs.
great answer
 

craner

Beast of Burden
  1. Who is your hero?
  2. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
  3. What is your biggest fear?
  4. What is your favorite family vacation?
  5. What would you change about yourself if you could?
  6. What really makes you angry?
  7. What motivates you to work hard?
  8. What is your favorite thing about your career?
  9. What is your biggest complaint about your job?
  10. What is your proudest accomplishment?
Particularly would like @craner to answer these.

1. Killah Priest
2. South Wales
3. Baldness
4. I don't have a family
5. Self-doubt
6. Bullies
7. Lust
8. Monthly paycheck
9. Monthly paycheck
10. 'Alliance of Nations: Powell and Pressburger on Great Britain'
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
  1. Who is your hero?
  2. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
  3. What is your biggest fear?
  4. What is your favorite family vacation?
  5. What would you change about yourself if you could?
  6. What really makes you angry?
  7. What motivates you to work hard?
  8. What is your favorite thing about your career?
  9. What is your biggest complaint about your job?
  10. What is your proudest accomplishment?
Particularly would like @craner to answer these.

1. My parents. They saw so much death and destruction and carried all our burdens too
2. Ireland’s west coast
3. Harm to loved ones
4. A reunion in Boston that nearly destroyed all our livers
5. A haircut, look like a swarthy pirate not helped by the wife loving it
6. Ibrox
7. Supporting people into finding their new normal
8. That I rode the horse into hell first before buying it
9. Lack of funding
10. Not killing anyone
 

entertainment

Well-known member
Corpsey can you write up a synopsis for a Luka and Craner origin story. "All right kids who wants to talk about what they want they grow up? Craner: I want to study the identities of modern european nations as they emerge through cinema. Luka from the back row: That's stupid you nerd:"
 
  1. I don’t have one. Maybe my parents too. Limmy!
  2. London.
  3. Hurting people badly or burdening their lives in some way.
  4. Donegal. And my least favourite.
  5. I can change I do it all the time! Being more disciplined maybe. Starting now!
  6. Jobsworths, pettiness, lack of empathy.
  7. Guilt. Experimenting with some risk and high reward. A good team.
  8. Doing stuff that helps people.
  9. Stress. All the fake professional niceness .
  10. I eventually hate everything I do, write, make.
 

luka

Well-known member
This is the second time Corpsey has given us a questionnaire and refused to answer it
 
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