what is your waist measurement

luka

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i got a shock the other day cos i was getting purchased elasticated waist trousers which shileded me from the truth and then when i got my own trousers the other day
it turns out im 34
 

luka

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theres a breed of middle class mum i call pippa peppapot. i look like that
 

Leo

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was a 30 for most of my adult life, up to 31 about 10 years ago. hopefully it ends there, but I've been a lazy fucker during this hot summer and fear another inch could be on the horizon,
 

Benny B

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My mam's just ordered me some trousers from from m&s for my sister's wedding and I told her 32 cos that's what I've always been, but looking down at my gut I'm a bit worried now. I suppose I'll just have to let it flop over my belt, fucking gross.
 

luka

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to be on dissensus you have to be skinny. theres a link between skinnyness and music nerd. but we all are getting older.
 

luka

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i remember stelfox met them for a night and he said hes never seen people so physically and spiritually grotesque in all his life. he said they gave him nightmares
 

rubberdingyrapids

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many of my fave rappers were fat though so its ok. Also worth noting that without his weight issues luther wouldnt be luther. Vandross obv, not the Idris Elba character.
 

Benny B

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I think the moral of the story is stick to elasticated waists. Ignorance is bliss.

Also never ever look in the mirror.
 

luka

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the pandemic put paid to all my efforts of self improvement. lockdown 1 i got back down to a thirty i looked 17 years old. lockdown two i was a fucking fiend
 

luka

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now im a monster im falstaff. i have no angel on my sholder, just two devils, left and right
 

luka

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just spent a oner on cocktails come home and smoked a pack of benson might eat two packets of uncle bens smokey barbecue in a minute
 
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