Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
It's not a lol. Only the most wide eyed of naifs could fail to share Karen's concerns. Simon Jenkins wrote an article for the Guardian about it yesterday for heavens sake. The bit about about an alkaline body repelling the virus you might want to take with a pinch of salt however
Yeah, it was the garbage pseudoscience I was lolling at. Obviously authoritarian leaders around the world are rubbing their hands together over what they might be able to get away with while this is going on.

Although as droid says, it looks like the biggest threat at the moment might be sheer incompetence, at least as far as the USA and UK are concerned.
 

pattycakes_

Well-known member
It wouldn't surprise me if dissensus turned out to be a global elite controlled opposition outpost. Tea would be the head monitor, hiding in plain sight behind those puns. No one would suspect him. Version, the sidekick, storing all the records. And luka the cat among the pigeons trying to rile up the rebels.

All kinds of friends in high places you lot.
 

version

Who loves ya, baby?
TOP SECRET: PEPSI ENERGY FIELDS

This is dangerous information and I don't know where else to turn so I'm just going to start dumping documents

https://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf

The very fabric of space and time was established to sell Pepsi. Pepsi is your mothers calm caress, your father's approval. Pepsi is your first love. Pepsi is the last breath you take before you die. You are Pepsi. I am Pepsi. Everything is Pepsi. Pepsi is gravity. The golden ratio is based on the Pepsi ratio. When you die, you are reuniting with the Pepsi noumena. The Eleusinian mysteries were a Pepsi initiation. Pepsi is the blood of Christ. Buddha drank a Pepsi under the tree.

What was once a fragmented and discontinuous universe is now whole to me. I understand everything in perfect context. I can reshape the currents of reality by simply attuning to the underlying Pepsi energy that flows through all things. The sense of individuation was merely an illusion - we were always Pepsi, we always will be Pepsi - we were never separated from Pepsi in the first place.

I feel my DNA changing to embrace the future of my brand identity. Everything is different now. I am home for the first time.
 

version

Who loves ya, baby?

version

Who loves ya, baby?
It's depressing how thick people are. Firstly, the 5G stuff is probably bullshit. Secondly, if isn't bullshit then it's not the engineers you need to be going after as they're likely just doing their jobs with no knowledge of whatever the big scheme is.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
It's depressing how thick people are. Firstly, the 5G stuff is probably bullshit. Secondly, if isn't bullshit then it's not the engineers you need to be going after as they're likely just doing their jobs with no knowledge of whatever the big scheme is.
Of course. These rabid manias rarely make sense even according to their own stupid logic.
 

version

Who loves ya, baby?
lol at Amanda Holden spreading it. There seem to be more and more celebrities getting into this stuff.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
lol at Amanda Holden spreading it. There seem to be more and more celebrities getting into this stuff.
You probably have to sign up for supporting at least one stupid conspiracy theory before They decide you can be famous.
 

droid

Beast of Burden
It's depressing how thick people are. Firstly, the 5G stuff is probably bullshit. Secondly, if isn't bullshit then it's not the engineers you need to be going after as they're likely just doing their jobs with no knowledge of whatever the big scheme is.
Theres no probably about it. Its just a higher frequency form of RFR - non-ionising radiation which has no biological effect. Sunlight is far more dangerous.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Theres no probably about it. Its just a higher frequency form of RFR - non-ionising radiation which has no biological effect. Sunlight is far more dangerous.
Well that proves it, doesn't it? The idea that 5G is dangerous is clearly a distraction job by Big Sun!
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
I've just read that part of the 5G is that they need to set it off for a few seconds every week, it sets off a loud buzzing that would give it away, that's why they orchestrated the clapping to cover it at 8pm every Thursday.

Blue singer Lee took to Instagram on Tuesday to claim the devil controls the government and said people are soon to be injected with microchips.
The 36-year-old shared a picture of a hand being injected by a figure wearing latex gloves, alongside an X-ray of a microchipped hand.
Blue singer but not a blues singer right?

 
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