Best way to crack open a coconut using items found in the average home

Gabba Flamenco Crossover

High Sierra Skullfuck
I am buggered if I can work this one out. I've seen people in foreign climes do it with huge machetes, but I don't have much call for a machete here so I don't own one. I've tried the kitchen knife, which was borderline dangerous, and the corkscrew, which was just totally ineffective. I put all my weight on it trying to crack it, but it wouldn't give a bit.

I'm about to resort to the vice and hammer drill, but does anyone have any better ideas?
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Your own head + camcorder + Youtube = near-instant profit.

(Well, maybe not 'profit', but a good giggle for us and fifteen seconds of fame for you.)
 

Gabba Flamenco Crossover

High Sierra Skullfuck
Cheers guys.

To anyone that doesn't have hardware tools handy, I can report that slamdunking it into the pavement outside your house gets pretty good results too.
 

yyaldrin

in je ogen waait de wind
does anyone have any experience using coconut oil as a face cream? i bought a bit just now and gonna try.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
In retrospect it's deeply disappointing that nobody said "I'm sure you can crack this if you just use your head".
 
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