Your most tenuous or absurd claims to fame

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STN

sou'wester
I am planning to throw a waterbomb at a geezer who was on the same bill as Benga twice in one week, if that counts?
 
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STN

sou'wester
Well, the stone was a punitive measure for those who kept (virtually) hopping up and down and shrieking 'Benga! Benga!' in celebration of a bloody good night that I missed because I'm a fool. No one has continued to do so, so no stones shall be flung (yet).

Cheekily mentioning a real achievement immediately after I confess that I was once a bit of a tit to a dubstep producer merits a mere soaking.
 
mos dan

mos dan

fact music
STN said:
Well, the stone was a punitive measure for those who kept (virtually) hopping up and down and shrieking 'Benga! Benga!' in celebration of a bloody good night that I missed because I'm a fool. No one has continued to do so, so no stones shall be flung (yet).

Cheekily mentioning a real achievement immediately after I confess that I was once a bit of a tit to a dubstep producer merits a mere soaking.
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i learned my lesson and stopped shrieking the name of the aforementioned. but i'm thinking it in my head... ;)
 
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zhao

there are no accidents
reggae luminary / expert John Eden once said one of my mixes was "great" (direct quote).
 
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mms

sometimes
i once phoned up tim westwoods production office and he answered the phone in a huff with his answer phone running too and couldn't deal with it so he handed it over to his receptionist it was quite funny.
 
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noel emits

a wonderful wooden reason
mms said:
i once phoned up tim westwoods production office and he answered the phone in a huff with his answer phone running too and couldn't deal with it so he handed it over to his receptionist it was quite funny.
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Were there explosions going off in the background?
 
swears

swears

preppy-kei
My dad is mates with Paul McCartney. Not the famous one, just a fella called Paul McCartney, I guess born in the 50s before The Beatles fame and all that. I also knew a boy at school who had a dad called John Lennon, and there was a kid in the year above called Michael Jackson, who said his parents didn't really follow pop music and just named him after his Grandad. He got a pretty bad ribbing around the time of the Jordy Chandler case.
 
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STN

sou'wester
My mum has an absolutely vintage famous name, but it's so uncommon that if I post it, my foes (such as they are) will immediately be able to identify me...
 
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cowler

Banned
I once fellated Jandeck and shared his semen with Jill Dando. Does that count?

cowler
 
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ripley

Well-known member
I just found out my mother was at a party last week at the home of an english baroness (which is mildly interesting since we don't have that kind of thing here) and JOHN WATERS. EEEEEEEEEEEE!

this is the shit that happens on Cape Cod, MA. (as far as Iknow no kennedys were there but I can't be sure)
 
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