People with annoying faces

IdleRich

IdleRich
Not sure about Wayne Rooney, I mean, he's an ugly bastard for sure but I think there ought to be a distinction between ugly and annoying. Seinfeld from that list is one that to me exemplifies annoyingness.
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
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AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!


AAAARGGGHH!!!! AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!


AAAARGGGHH!!!! AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

 
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nomadologist

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Carson Daly would get my vote.

I've noticed that most people in ads and who host TV shows have "annoying" faces, and I think that's on purpose, a tactic to make sure people remember what they've seen.

If the face isn't annoying, it's usually exceptionally beautiful.
 
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nomadologist

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another thing i was thinking that some people, some of which may be considered attractive by mainstream standards, just look not very bright. something about their face just says mentally challenged. sometimes you see them working retail for boutiques. does anyone know what i mean? i'll try to find some examples...
i know what you mean--like people whose features are too soft and their faces have too little definition. i've never liked that "pug nose" look on people, and people with no cheekbones or jaw line sometimes end up looking a little dim for some reason. it's obviously not fair at all to assume that, but it's hard not to for some reason.

i think the most annoying faces in the world, hands down, are these:



the way they bug their eyes out and try to suck in their cheeks...this photo isn't even the best example, but i couldn't bare to keep image searching...uuugh
 

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
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The truly annoying-faced are rarely 'ugly', as such. It's weird, it's difficult to define.

One of the worst offenders, for me, is this:

I mean, the creepy Hollywood rictus is bad enough by itself, although hardly unique to her; what's really annoying, however, is the way she invariably plays 'sexy' characters*, and the way she thinks she's the hottest thing on the planet (whether as a result or as a cause of her typecasting, I don't know). But she's got this jaw that's bigger and squarer than David Coulthard's, and the only notably 'sexy' thing about her (note the '') is her massive fake tits, which aren't even remotely convincing fake tits at that: they're those horrible half-beachball jobs that stick out like a couple of weird chest-tumours.


*as nicely summarised by Dennis Pennis: "If it was done really tastefully, and wasn't at all gratuitous, would you consider leaving your clothes on in a movie?". :D
 
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nomadologist

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Demi Moore is a great example, but by the same criteria, I have to say Angelina Jolie walks a fine line between stunning and inexplicably off-putting. They have a similar strong jaw + chest tumor tits + "I'm the hottest thing on two feet" mannerisms combination.

Just the way Jolie holds her head up and moves her facial muscles annoys me at times.

File her under "too much of a good thing."



They also seem to take similarly ridiculous sexpot roles, like Lara Croft in Tomb Raider and that dancer in Striptease.
 
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akstavrh
FUCKING LOOK AT IT!!!
whiny-voiced, pug-nosed, podgy-cheeked little bastard
at least if she were a Muslim, we wouldn't have to see it
massive fake tits
remotely convincing fake tits
weird chest-tumours
and the way she thinks

ej thribb etc
 
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Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Staff member
FUCKING LOOK AT IT!!!
whiny-voiced, pug-nosed, podgy-cheeked little bastard
at least if she were a Muslim, we wouldn't have to see it
massive fake tits
remotely convincing fake tits
weird chest-tumours
and the way she thinks

ej thripp etc
I bet you feel like a big man now, having trawled through someone's posts just to pick out things to quote back at them.

In order to win arguments. On the internet.
 

zhao

there are no accidents
i know what you mean--like people whose features are too soft and their faces have too little definition. i've never liked that "pug nose" look on people, and people with no cheekbones or jaw line sometimes end up looking a little dim for some reason.
not sure if we are on the same page... the kind of people I'm talking about you see a lot in the fashion industry, working low end jobs. they very often have chiseled features and cheekbones and jaw lines or whatever, like i said, considered "attractive" by mainstream standards... yet they just look stupid. not stupid as in fashion-victim stupid (well that too), but stupid as in their mums accidentally drank 3 large bottles of gin in one go while pregnant with them stupid. or simply come from a long lineage of stupids.

might be a narrow cranium or eyes set too close to eachother... but most of the time i can't really put my finger on it... and also suspect that i am absolutely spot on with my estimation.

here are a couple of just OK examples:

http://bp3.blogger.com/_c61eMeyLay8...XUs/s1600-h/5_25_Daryl_MelroseFredSegal50.JPG

http://bp0.blogger.com/_c61eMeyLay8/RmhIWj9kZUI/AAAAAAAABAU/AqjjIQVIXTM/s1600-h/5_15_Boffice57.JPG

don't know if that helps...
 
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simon silverdollar

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she refuses to smile a genuine, proper smile, and i find that dishonourable.

but then i also have quite an annoying face.
 
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simon silverdollar

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really? you're too kind. i always assumed it was annoying, as people have said that i look like roddy woomble from mortage rockers Idlewild, and his face annoys me.
 
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