Pointless But It Makes Me Chuckle to Myself

Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

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More inexplicable Amazon weirdness:

Rotating Pearl Pleasure Beads Rabbit Vibrator & Afternoon Tea Pet Bed & Original Artwork Chinese Love Spell Symbol Pocket Card Gift Set

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The vibrator is great for keeping the wife out of my hair, but she really resents having to sleep in a dog bed.
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Leo

Leo

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mccartney fills in for cobain at 12/12/12 nirvana "reunion".

i hope he wears a cardigan. and courtney staggers out during "Helter Skelter" and breaks up the band. Again.
 
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baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
Genius comment in reply to news of ITV's new series Splash!, in which Tom Daley teaches minor celebrities how to dive:

"ITV actually stopped scraping the bottom of the barrel years ago. The noises you hear are ITV's spades scraping at the mantle of the earth itself."
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
baboon2004 said:
ITV's new series Splash!, in which Tom Daley teaches minor celebrities how to dive
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Reminds me of the Alan Partridge episode where he's desperately trying to convince the TV execs to give him a new series and is frantically pulling nonsensical ideas out of his arse.

"'Partridge Amongst The Pigeons'...monkey tennis!"
 
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