Horrifying Sex Toys From Beyond

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Divine Interventions is one of those websites, along with beedogs.com, that allow you to instantly bond with anyone you meet who's also see it.
 

Pestario

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ah yes beedogs.com. When Galactus comes to feed on planet Earth we shall offer up this site as justification for our continued existence
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
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http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_the-25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html
 

martin

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By far, the worst of these 'toys' I've ever seen must be...the WANKATRON. Spied this vile device in a seedy four-storey building in Tokyo's Akihabra district. Amidst the superhero cosplay gangbang DVDs, vaccum-packed sweaty schoolgirl socks, and T-shirts with a grainy pic of a toddler wearing shades and BABYFUCK scrawled over the top, sat the Wankatron - basically what the biggest pervert in school would have made with the science teacher's Robot Arm, given half the chance. An automated, vibrating, motorised hand for the most indolent of onanists. Truly the dream gift for a lazy wanker. Though I suppose it means you can scarf down a chicken shish and chips while watching bukkake. What next, Japan? A disembodied woman's head bouncing around the room offering to suck you off?

People ask me: what's the most harrowing thing I saw in Japan? Was it the cabinet at the Hiroshima Peace Museum, filled with grimy wristwatches all frozen at 8.15? Or the live sea slug slaughtered with a swift chop to the bonce? Or a man howling 'Saturday Night' by Bay City Rollers in a Yakuza-controlled karaoke parlour? No...none of these. The worst will always be that damnable power tool...the WANKATRON. Truly the most nauseating sex 'toy' ever conceived (though that bit in The Hunt For Britain's Paedophiles where they raid the nonce's house and find a cuddly toy with a dildo glued to its head comes pretty fucking close :sick:)
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
By far, the worst of these 'toys' I've ever seen must be...the WANKATRON. Spied this vile device in a seedy four-storey building in Tokyo's Akihabra district. Amidst the superhero cosplay gangbang DVDs, vaccum-packed sweaty schoolgirl socks, and T-shirts with a grainy pic of a toddler wearing shades and BABYFUCK scrawled over the top, sat the Wankatron - basically what the biggest pervert in school would have made with the science teacher's Robot Arm, given half the chance. An automated, vibrating, motorised hand for the most indolent of onanists. Truly the dream gift for a lazy wanker. Though I suppose it means you can scarf down a chicken shish and chips while watching bukkake. What next, Japan? A disembodied woman's head bouncing around the room offering to suck you off?

People ask me: what's the most harrowing thing I saw in Japan? Was it the cabinet at the Hiroshima Peace Museum, filled with grimy wristwatches all frozen at 8.15? Or the live sea slug slaughtered with a swift chop to the bonce? Or a man howling 'Saturday Night' by Bay City Rollers in a Yakuza-controlled karaoke parlour? No...none of these. The worst will always be that damnable power tool...the WANKATRON. Truly the most nauseating sex 'toy' ever conceived (though that bit in The Hunt For Britain's Paedophiles where they raid the nonce's house and find a cuddly toy with a dildo glued to its head comes pretty fucking close :sick:)
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Someone recently explained to me you can now buy these alien-looking dildos that lay synthetic eggs inside the user.
 
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