The opposite of goth

[swears]

the month of July

the colour pink

handbag house

light blue jeans

Tom Ewing

Jeff Koons

 

[empty mirror]

sombreros
(i have this photo of my wife when she was goth, aged 16, at a Chi-Chi's mexican restaurant, wearing a sombrero, on her birthday)

 

[bassbeyondreason]

Roman?

 

[swears]

sans serif

factor 5 sun lotion

jelly beans

vitamins

 

[Trevelyan]

ZZ Top

Skiing

Dad's poker buddies

Jack Russell terriers

The Shopaholic series

Weightlifting supplements

 

[nomadthethird]

 

[Mr. Tea]

I think I'll take goth any day.

 

[swears]

sit-ups

day-glo

Bart Simpson

bacardi breezers

Obama

 

[Mr. Tea]

Paris Hilton.

Granola Bars.

Ministry Of Sound.

The sun.

The Sun.

Football.

All Bar One.

Tony Blair.

Any film starring Vin Diesel.

Team-building exercises.

 

[nomadthethird]

I think I'll take goth any day.

Haha. Likewise.

I found that picture by searching "psychotic cheerleaders" on google image.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I found that picture by searching "psychotic cheerleaders" on google image.

Stick a .com on the end of that phrase, buy some costumes, round up a few cash-desperate 'out-of-work actresses' and you could be sitting on a goldmine...

 

[nomadthethird]

Stick a .com on the end of that phrase, buy some costumes, round up a few cash-desperate 'out-of-work actresses' and you could be sitting on a goldmine...

HA you're right...

We can call it Barely Legal Girl-Nextdoor Cheerleaders Gone Psycho and we can pay the actresses industry premium to keep saying "oh my god I can't believe I'm doing this" over and over, while expertly mugging for the camera, like they do on Girls Gone Wild, to add that aura of virginal authenticity to the whole affair.

 

[swears]

 

[nomadthethird]

Girls Aloud.

Mudd Jeans.

Sketchers.

Miley Cyrus.

High School Musical.

 

[swears]

Pharrell Williams

white stilettos

ABC

Daft Punk's "Discovery"

this guy:

 

[nomadthethird]

OMG I was in Germany when that Daft Punk album came out, and I got to a point where I really thought I might go ballistic or have a seizure if I heard "One more Time" just one more time.

I actually used to go to a goth club in DL because they played more tolerable music there.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Girls Aloud.

Ah you say that, but 'No Good Advice' has a production sound and a chorus that has been compared, not unreasonably I think, to the likes of Sisters Of Mercy and Dead Or Alive.

Some food for thought there, anyway.

Edit: I bought an SPK album today and it's the opposite of the opposite of goth, in the best possible way.

 

[nomadthethird]

What is SPK? I keep seeing it come up different places.

 

[nomadthethird]

Thanks, youtube:


I like it, kind reminds me of the Virgin Prunes...

 

[Ness Rowlah]