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Perfectly spherical bubblegum pink balls

Sort of looks like a water balloon in the process of being filled up. When it's quite droopy, with too much weight concentrated in one end.

His face peering from out the side of his shaft in the distance with a gleeful smile as if to say "get a load of that lads"

Picture taken from underneath so it felt like it was dwarfing the viewer.

Clutching the base of the shaft with an ok sign finger placement

I prefer Version to Corpsey, but Corp$ey over both of them.

Well, Jack's the dark heart of Albion. He’s an avatar of a distinctly English sickness. His eyes burn with the flames of Blake’s Satanic mills. He’s Fred West. He’s Tesco white bread prawn sandwiches. He’s abusive tweets sent to Dianne Abbot and tearing hijabs off of muslim women on the bus...

Corpsey wouldn't. Corp$ey on the other hand would.

The bloke looks like Jack. What he'd be if he hadn't thrown his life away to VR torture porn.

Oh my god! That's me and my girlfriend!!!!