Recent content by Mr. Tea

I love the idea that someone find the most offensive thing about a random mass shooting to be the noise nuisance.

Deep, man.

Puns are best left to those who know how to handle them safely.

You have to let it cool a bit first, duh.

"Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in, for Ah Pook's sweet sake!"

Positively pendulous.

Well there we have it. A place where, if you go to primary school there, you grow up thinking the sun is fake.

Low-hanging fruit, arguably, but still funny (sorry @craner!).

Because it's funny, you idiot!

He's Craner's nemesis, and that's all you need to know.

Fair, but at the same time, not a high bar!

Maple syrup actually makes quite a fun adjunct to oral sex (@malelesbian, take note), although you will both need a shower afterwards.

Even though it's now basically quite rubbish.

Crosspost with the Grim Britannia thread: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68945011

Sounds like a variant on the classic villain's "You know, we're not so different after all, you and I..." Something @craner might say when he's got Owen Hatherley tied to a chair in a grimy basement somewhere.