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    Birds

    i was the shadow of the waxwing slain, etc
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    Labour Cunts

    halfway through this, before i figured out what was going on, i found myself thinking "i thought this was a @Benny Bunter post it reads more like @william_kent "
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    The Ticket That Exploded

    i saw one antiquarian bookshop and one art bookshop on that street but a lot of places don't open on Mondays
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    The Ticket That Exploded

    but
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    The Ticket That Exploded

    I'm in Paris and I've left my copy at home
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    Where would you go live if you were sick of normal life?

    after doing the jobs in that other thread I'll now make a list of all the areas of London I've lived in as follows Fitzrovia Bloomsbury Mayfair Covent Garden Marylebone Golders Green Somerstown Greenwich Peckham Bethnal Green Hackney Bow Westbourne Park Loughborough Junction New Cross Millwall...
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    Looking for a job

    can't you sort out a french/polish exchange please @Mr. Tea no furniture jokes
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    Looking for a job

    sometimes i think i should make a list of all the jobs I've had actor barman carpet delivery coffee shop person (pre-barista) x2 computer programmer dancer data enterer, media monitor x3 disc jockey doorman English teacher essay improver flyering french tutor graphic designer guitarist ketamine...
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    Looking for a job

    no you will never live in a palace. you are not a genius. the best thing you could do would be to die.
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    Looking for a job

    i regularly get the tremors thinking i might have to live like that again. it's not living. it's a state of unreal death
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    Looking for a job

    the worst job I've ever had in my life was data entry i used to get up in the morning and finish the beer from last night, and log on. then i would stare at columns of figures for hours at a time i quit doing music i was depressed i often wondered if i would rather be dead then i got drunk...
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    I love the sound of..........................................

    the sicilian clan
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    The Culture War is Over

    my favourite kind of punishment. is it just me or is punishment just not quite the same unless it's punitive? non-punitive punishment SUCKS
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    FOMO

    never bothered me always assumed if it was that good then i would be there
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    The Culture War is Over

    la guerre de la culture n'aura pas eu lieu
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    Poetry

    i reckon I've probably scorned PA elsewhere on this forum
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    OSAKA EXPO 2025

    the b-side mysteriously not on YouTube
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    You can take Stan's puns when you prize them from his cold, dead fingers

    prize them from his cold, dead fingers worst one yet
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    Nationalism, immigration and racism in the EU

    full marks
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