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I don't think so. She's a dullard, an ear-bender on a bad night out. I love her posts though, it's like watching the first round of X Factor.

ha ha ha, nomadologist is the best. she used to be a coke dealer, made $500,000, and quit after she killed a man (this is what she told me when I met her actually). also, she can talk to animals and a rich uncle has left her millions of dollars and a huge house in the States, but she isn't...

sorry, i didn't read your whole post because there were too many ingredients, but i'm responding because i figured i got the gist from the opening few words. the answer is: mine comes with the intense pleasure of knowing it's wrong. mmmmmmmmm.

good morning dissensusers, today i impart most of what i learnt at university. serves 1 ingredients 2 slices of wholemeal bread 1 x 200g tin of heinz spaghetti 6 slices of german salami sausage some reggae reggae sauce some butter cooking instructions heat the spaghetti in a saucepan whilst...

i've always got a moustache, but i don't want it. it grows post-shave by the time i leave the bathroom. no beardage tho, no no. shame, i'd love a big, big beard to leave/find morsels of food in.

i like it :D CHECK MATE!

pretty much most presenters...

kids are cunts too tho, the cheeky scamps.

not sure that's true. the collision of a memory with the present often spins me into new emotions. i like the past, it's a fertile inspiration for the present/future. sure is tense tho.

hello everybody! do you feel like the best days of your life are behind you, with the memory of happier times forever threatening to landslide over your uninspiring present? or not? i'd be interested to hear your views....

seems a good choice for an efficient social-lifestyle. is that how you spell "efficient"?

i don't know what i'd do, unlikely to be what i planned. bet you'd get such a rush all day tho!

no?

has there every been a thread where every post was a question?

but lovely when the day's all yours, no?

of course it's a bad idea but they can deal, the probably judgemental bastards. at least one of them's got one anyway. thanks for your help guys.

next weekend i am having dinner with my new girlfriend's parents. i haven't met them before and i thought that i would break the ice by telling an amusing anecdote. unfortunately at this time i cannot think of a cuddly, inoffensive word for vagina. something in the realms of willy or dobber...

i work shifts and my body just don't know how to act. it works me up when my head starts racing, and i i tell my duvet to fuck off around 5/6 times a night. humans need on/off switches. do other animals suffer from insomnia, or do they not give a single shit cos they roll where they want when...

when i was in australia i was surprised how accepted racism seemed to be. and the idea of it being chilled out didn't fit at all. i often found people uptight and defensive, with chips (not curly fries) on their shoulders and an aggressive approach to alternatives. saying that, i WAS a...

maybe get yourself one of these?