IdleRich

IdleRich
Brewdog Dalston 26th of October. Everyone's invited. Bring poppers. Also, wear a name badge so we can identify you. Cheers.
I've just realised that Brewdog is what used to be Birthdays - there is a newsagent just over the road that sells poppers. Sorted.
 

luka

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Bartys going to be there, shirtless, but with a collar and bow tie, handing out flutes of champagne
 

luka

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Wear latex. Danny is going to show us some reichian sex techniques. Orgone spurting everywhere. Can't wait.
 

sadmanbarty

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Luke swooping from person to person like a phantom snidely offering commentary on their sexual performances.

“Your face looks like you’re stuck on a tricky soduku”

 

luka

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I feel the absolute bollocks today I'm in my house I'm not surrounded by impossible misbehaving toddler women being fucking inane I don't have a hangover cos ii didn't drink a drop and I'm tripping off my nut and it's just an astonishingly beautiful morning
 
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luka

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Lungs feeling the bollocks cos I don't smoke I'm not a cunt ooh good fucking greedy fucking have some of that airo
 

luka

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House music. Amazing. The perfect fit. It's such a fucking beautiful vision of perfection
 

luka

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Perpetually taking that first impossible step into breaking dawn, the sun always hitting that wave like that forever it's so spiritual
 

luka

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The definition of happiness is being totally alone with no fucking drunken misbehaving middle aged children anywhere near
 

luka

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Nothing out of the ordinary really but it's fucking intolerable when you're not drunk so boring sloppy drunken emotions yuck keep it away from me
 
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