blacktulip
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baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
If R Kelly had been there he would've left halfway through.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Unicorn Healing
I am a Unicorn Healing Practitioner certified via the Unicorn Centre, Somerset
Healing with the Unicorn Energy means connecting to the very High Vibrational Energies of the Unicorns which are all 7th Dimensional and above.
The Unicorns are from Lakuma which is a moon orbiting Sirius. They have a spiral of dazzling white light from their fully awakened 3rd eye chakras which is sometimes depicted as a horn.
Unicorns are Ascended horses and have the equivalent energies and light levels of our Ascended Masters although they have chosen to evolve through the horse kingdom instead of the human kingdom.
These wonderful beings can dramatically affect your life. By invoking their light and assistance we enable them to connect with us and heal us on a Soul level.
Their High Vibrational energy comes to clear us of lower vibrations and align us to a state of connectedness and Source energy again, bringing us back into balance.
They can open up your mind and your life to the Higher Purpose of your being here.
The Unicorns bring special waves of Ascension energy from their dimension(s) to heal and connect you more to the light and ease your pain.
They often work in groups and they will often appear in a circle giving a combined concentration of energy to the person I am healing with me as the conduit.
Unicorn Healing can very easily be transmitted as well as given hands-on as I can link with you over any distance. This Healing is offered Worldwide. Location is immaterial as it is your energy field and Spiritual self / Soul I will be working with.
For distant Healing sessions we schedule a convenient time where I ask you to sit quietly and receive the transmissions from me as I channel the light and Healing from the Unicorns through to you. It helps to raise the energy of the space if you can also light a candle and just quietly ask for your Guardian Angel to join you and help you to absorb the rays of light. This energy floods through into your aura, releasing old thought forms and patterns , balancing and clearing all your chakras and can also release karma. Often it takes a recipient of Unicorn Healing several days for all the energy received to be absorbed fully and so the light sent stays in your aura and is gradually filtered down through your chakra system to where it is most needed. This means that the changes happen for you at a comfortable pace. Unicorn Healing also helps you to build your Light Body.
Afterwards I email you the messages and impressions I receive for you along with any ongoing guidance from the Unicorn Kingdom.
Each session lasts for one hour. Cost is £55.
Really can't tell whether this is a pisstake. The last line would suggest it's not.
I am a Unicorn Healing Practitioner certified via the Unicorn Centre, Somerset
Healing with the Unicorn Energy means connecting to the very High Vibrational Energies of the Unicorns which are all 7th Dimensional and above.
The Unicorns are from Lakuma which is a moon orbiting Sirius. They have a spiral of dazzling white light from their fully awakened 3rd eye chakras which is sometimes depicted as a horn.
Unicorns are Ascended horses and have the equivalent energies and light levels of our Ascended Masters although they have chosen to evolve through the horse kingdom instead of the human kingdom.
These wonderful beings can dramatically affect your life. By invoking their light and assistance we enable them to connect with us and heal us on a Soul level.
Their High Vibrational energy comes to clear us of lower vibrations and align us to a state of connectedness and Source energy again, bringing us back into balance.
They can open up your mind and your life to the Higher Purpose of your being here.
The Unicorns bring special waves of Ascension energy from their dimension(s) to heal and connect you more to the light and ease your pain.
They often work in groups and they will often appear in a circle giving a combined concentration of energy to the person I am healing with me as the conduit.
Unicorn Healing can very easily be transmitted as well as given hands-on as I can link with you over any distance. This Healing is offered Worldwide. Location is immaterial as it is your energy field and Spiritual self / Soul I will be working with.
For distant Healing sessions we schedule a convenient time where I ask you to sit quietly and receive the transmissions from me as I channel the light and Healing from the Unicorns through to you. It helps to raise the energy of the space if you can also light a candle and just quietly ask for your Guardian Angel to join you and help you to absorb the rays of light. This energy floods through into your aura, releasing old thought forms and patterns , balancing and clearing all your chakras and can also release karma. Often it takes a recipient of Unicorn Healing several days for all the energy received to be absorbed fully and so the light sent stays in your aura and is gradually filtered down through your chakra system to where it is most needed. This means that the changes happen for you at a comfortable pace. Unicorn Healing also helps you to build your Light Body.
Afterwards I email you the messages and impressions I receive for you along with any ongoing guidance from the Unicorn Kingdom.
Each session lasts for one hour. Cost is £55.
Really can't tell whether this is a pisstake. The last line would suggest it's not.
mistersloane
heavy heavy monster sound
Please get a pair of those glasses with cameras in and go and do a Unicorn session and put it on youtube Olly, it'll be genius.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
It might just be an elaborate scam to get very gullible people to turn up to this place where they're chloroformed and have their kidneys stolen. I'd actually rather believe that that's the true intent here.
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Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
It's like the singer from Tool took about a kilogram of ecstasy and watched My Little Pony videos on repeat for 36 hours...
you
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lol - he probably did something along these lines at some point...
mistersloane
heavy heavy monster sound
http://www.unicorncentre.co.uk/Shop.htm
"In this Unicorn meditation CD you will meet your personal Unicorn, learn their name, have a high vibrational Unicorn healing and experience enlightenment. Your Unicorn will then take you on a magical journey through the cosmos where you help some beings on a planet in another galaxy and then come back and help our planet Earth to raise her vibrations."
Please buy me one for my birthday someone. I can't buy it for myself or I'll go to hell or something.
I like the vaunting leap from the spiritual to the A303
THE UNICORN CENTRE has two ley lines which cross in a corner of the room , which give it a wonderful peaceful spiritual energy that enhances healing and the teaching of spiritual courses. It is very central to the whole of the South West of England, with easy access to main routes into the South West being just a couple of minutes from the A303 which is the main London to Penzance road and approximately 10 minutes from the M5 motorway at Taunton for access from the North.
THE UNICORN CENTRE has two ley lines which cross in a corner of the room , which give it a wonderful peaceful spiritual energy that enhances healing and the teaching of spiritual courses. It is very central to the whole of the South West of England, with easy access to main routes into the South West being just a couple of minutes from the A303 which is the main London to Penzance road and approximately 10 minutes from the M5 motorway at Taunton for access from the North.
mistersloane
heavy heavy monster sound
I want a magical journey through the cosmos. Or my money back.
blacktulip
Pregnant with mandrakes
