GENESIS: The Dissensus Bible Group.

luka

luka

Well-known member
Not always a bad instinct. That's how Schliemann discovered Troy. By being a blinkered literalist.
 
S

sadmanbarty

Well-known member
Know of a surety that thy seed shall be a stranger in a land that is not theirs, and shall serve them; and they shall afflict them four hundred years;
Click to expand...

if i wanted somebody to be sure of something i wouldn't then go ahead and explain in the most obscure, convoluted terms possible.
 
S

sadmanbarty

Well-known member
My wrong be upon thee: I have given my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I was despised in her eyes
Click to expand...

it's like those tupac songs where he apologises for being unfaithful.
 
luka

luka

Well-known member
I'm starting to get a bit antsy watching Bartys progress. It's going to really piss me off if he overtakes me in one afternoon.
 
S

sadmanbarty

Well-known member
And I will make thee exceeding fruitful, and I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee
Click to expand...


kings shall come out of thee is a brilinat way to describe an orgasm. one of those proper triumphant ones. where you feel all muscular and like a sex god. herculean orgasm.
 
Corpsey

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
At this thread's inception Luka and I were very determined for it not to turn into 'let's poke fun at the bible'.

But somehow Barty transcends all rules.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top