Who's the Best Artist Since 2000?

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thirdform

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Corpsey said:
Judged on number of pure classics dropped, Carly Rae Jepsen
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I'm not for white genocide but she gives me that feeling that maybe it will be a good idea. the most vapid music i have ever heard. it's not even earnest and utopian like happy hardcore. she must be in her late 20s and she's trying to make an artistic statement out of it. utterly vile. remember listening to it at a houseparty with a portuguese pro-salazar fascisoid who was mates with a public school tory (no not my mate, for heaven's sake!) racking up lines of gak and whizz and him trying to convince me how great it was. that day i realised that most leftoid analyses of fascism are totally off the mark fascists love overtly sexualised music. this was confirmed when i found out the nazis had swing bands. so darkside hardcore was good too much utopianism could have dug us into alt right house and techno.
 
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thirdform

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scoring enough drugs to melt a battleship. why else would you go to them? i heard an acquaintance fucking a bird he left pregnant and dumped straight afterwards when i was going for a piss. that's the party ethos, if i couldn't get blasted i would not be there.
 
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thirdform

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the worst is coming off an acid trip and hearing the bed creak upstairs and grones. i really hate that and these lot were not even jeff mills fans so we couldn't have his cosmic ambient techno tracks to drown out the fascist babymaking. it was either jump up or nothing. suffice it to say jump up does not make for good 4 AM comedown music!
 
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sadmanbarty

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Watch out for corpse. Plays all innocent then goes fir the jugular.

My avatar is his mug shot after doing a hate crime in a Greek restaurant
 
Corpsey

Corpsey

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I was mildly ticked off at him for insulting my favourite vapid artist as a hitler youth icon (although i totally can see it lol) but I was also intrigued cos he said in that other thread that going to parties was almost as bad as going to rock concerts.
 
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sadmanbarty

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Me, Cramer and corpse love pop- Cramer is openly Oedipal, i’m The same bloke as my mum and corpse does puzzles with his as they eat crumpets in her b&b.

Luke qbs thirdform don’t even understand pop. What do they think of their mums?
 
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sadmanbarty

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Corpsey said:
I was mildly ticked off at him for insulting my favourite vapid artist as a hitler youth icon (although i totally can see it lol) but I was also intrigued cos he said in that other thread that going to parties was almost as bad as going to rock concerts.
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Greeks, Turks. He can’t stand any of them.
 
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sadmanbarty

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Or is it sex vs drugs? Me, corpse and Cramer are hyper sexualised. Uncomfortably so.

Luke and third not so much, but have a higher propensity for drug consumption
 
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luka

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As a side point you and corpse embrace wanking with gusto whereas craner is militantly anti wanking and is an advocate of semen retention.
 
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luka

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luka said:
As a side point you and corpse embrace wanking with gusto whereas craner is militantly anti wanking and is an advocate of semen retention.
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How this might map onto music taste is a moot point.
 
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sadmanbarty

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Luke and third see pop as top down (“propaganda”, “fascism”) whereas me, corpse and Oliver letwin perceive it to be pure, unadulterated, untampered emotion.

Have third and Luke never experienced unconditional love?
 
luka

luka

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We've never experienced it we don't believe in it. It's a trick to control and condition behaviour.
 
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sadmanbarty

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Is pop a mass cultural expression of mother?

Is that why songs are always about mum and not dad?

‘That’s what makes you beautiful’ is ostensibly about boyfriends but is really the unconditional love of a mother.

That Tracy chapman song is ostensibly about a daughter and her dad, but actually depicts a woman looking after an incapable, infantilised man
 
Corpsey

Corpsey

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You might have hit on something there - I'm probably very sentimental in part because I was mothered senseless as a child/teenager/adult
 
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sadmanbarty

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John Lennon and Paul’s mum’s pegged it.

Michael jackson and Brian Wilson’s mums didn’t protect them from their fathers.

Pop artists make music as surrogate mothers.


Underground music is for a dad that was never around; drill.
 
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luka

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luka said:
As a side point you and corpse embrace wanking with gusto whereas craner is militantly anti wanking and is an advocate of semen retention.
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You and corpse both on record as being 5 wanks and upwards a day men. Formidable sperm engines. Constant production. Minimum of five emissions per day. What that amounts to in terms of porn hours logged can only be guessed at and depends on (presumably variable) wank-time to orgasm. Corpse did say on here he averages an hour which gives us a rough estimate of five hours of porn viewing per day assuming no 'imagination wanks' are undertaken.
 
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