luka

Well-known member
You've ripped your shirt off like a lifeguard on santa monica beach, mouth to mouth, pumping at the poor little things chest
 

sadmanbarty

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Who's puppy? Was it a sexy senorita on the street? She's standing there, sobbing, totally distraught, dogs lying there, fucked, stiff as a board

That’s what I’m telling Cathy. Need to segue unto me then fist fighting 15 Chechen cage fighters and winning.
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
Terriers.

Mic drop.

Roll titles.

Ironic debating the attributes of species humans helped create. Dogs are as sound as their socialisation. Not news, I know. Our old dog liked nothing more than jumping in the wagon, heading to local locations & exploring (on a lead). Cunt could go all day. Pub landlady at one isolated gaff would serve him pork rinds while we chowed down. You can’t take a cat out like this. It’ll mince around, act offended at the very notion, but then eat all your local bird life.

When I see Michael Gove I see a cat.
 
I hate the dog v cat debate and the whole thing of pet as accessory and extension of personality. I love them and respect them all except for mosquitos and horse flies.
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
Horse flies are the epitome of cunts. If cats can be trained to take them all out, I’ll concede that cats are cool, anti-cunt heroes. Nimble, agile, flexible, good at ambushes, alpha candidates ripe for cat special forces.

Instead of WWI epitaphs, there should be a few for the brave cats that served in this war. Or is that taking things too far.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Yesterday I saw a guy taking his dog for a walk from our balcony. He took it off the lead and gave the lead to the dog to play with... it attacked it quite viciously for about five minutes, pouncing on it, seizing it and shaking it violently. I like to think it was taking a kind of revenge. A bit like our cats in fact, we have this bottle with a spray top for watering plants (I suppose) but we just use it for spraying them when they try and eat our food or whatever... sometimes when we're not using it and it's just lying there unguarded they creep up and investigate their perceived enemy, try out a few swipes to the head.
 

mWttrs2

Active member
I adore animals and especially dogs. I have a Samoyed dog (her name is Katie). She saved me from boredom during the lockdown. We walked together, played games, prepared food. She became ill and lost her appetite. I read that it may be he lacks the vitamins she needs so you need to feed her a variety of foods and give treats. We also started walking more in the yard and after that she got better. How happy I am that I have a dog!
 
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catalog

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catalog

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Very big, very staring, don't know what they mean. They give what looks like side eye as well.

I have heard they can't see very well and none of it means anything but we as humans are attuned to the eye more than anything else.
 

Leo

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We had a Great Dane when I was growing up, scared the shit out of the postman or anyone walking down the street but a big pussy in reality (would run and hide under the bed if you dripped a couple of drops of water on his head).

I'd reached 6 feet tall by late teens and he'd be able to stand on his hind legs, put his front paws on my shoulders and look me straight in the eye. Head about the size of an American football, powerful jaws could probably crush your thigh bone.

And when we ate dinner, he'd stand off to the side and start a waterfall of drool.
 

catalog

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I was telling my mate at work about us getting a dog and he said him and his wife hate dogs and call people with dogs "dog clowns".

Can't get it out my head now, making me laugh every time I see one:

Lead in one hand, bag of shit in the other, dopey lackadaisical look in the face. Like a latter day acephale
 

luka

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have you seen that film white god? i started watching it with a friend who hates dogs too and we had to switch it off cos its full of dogs
 
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