I'm in Finchley/Golders Green. The way I see it, I have 5 choices tonight:
1) Spoil my ballot paper. Always thought that was a bit futile though, like nicking a traffic cone, and it's not like they show the funniest ones on TV.
2) Vote Tory. Yeah, right.
3) Vote Labour. Today it's 18 years since my dad died, who I guess was my only tangible link to the trade union activism of the 60s and 70s. I fucking despise Labour and will never forgive them for the way they shat on the people they claimed to represent. Plus Iraq War, PFI mania in the 2000s, etc etc etc. How can people keep falling for these wankers?
4) Vote Lucretia Borger/Lib Dem. Her ground troops have been out in force: recieved 5 leaflets (as opposed to Tories' 2 and Labour's 1), including a twee fake-handwritten letter, and bods outside the tube were handing out last-ditch stuff today. Lib Dems are obviously crap and liars, but seem to have the Tories a bit rattled - last poll I saw was Con 46%, LD 34%, Lab 19%. So there may be value in a tactical vote...but for what? For all the LD propaganda shoved through my letterbox, all I get from them is a) stop Brexit b)support local people c) save the planet, and nothing much else.
5) Just ignore the whole shitshow and go down the pub.