Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Glow-in- the-dark novelty johnnies.
Pretend it's a lightsabre, complete with "ZHWOOM!" sound FX.
Glow-in- the-dark novelty johnnies.
From personal experience if she still wants to hang out after you couldn’t get it up 1) she’s really, really into you and 2) you’re about to put on a beast of a performance. Literally blow it out of her mind. Orgasmic amnesia.
normally what I do is I fuck them so good it sends an orgasmic ripple through the space-time continuum and makes past them gravitate towards that future event, self-fulfilling the consummation. I reccomend this strategy.
Congrats tea on your first post natal coital endeavour