Wuhan Killer Sneeze (thanks Tea)
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- "the delta variant" starring arnold schwarzenegger #braille4bats and dancing!!! biscuits nuts bodies in the streets cool people with bad lungs corpsey = patient zero do you ever look at this thread and wtf get pits done haha protein printer go brrr i'm trapped please help johnson’s technique please boris die public health films for bats rodent trumpet rotting corpses sailing the sea of biscuits slick prick soggy biscuits wash hands or die trying we are the swarm wear a fucking baguette then wubonic plague wuhan got you all in check
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luka
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Wyndham Lewis
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"TO ALL CITIZENS. STOP INDOORS UNTIL THE CITY SERVICES HAVE REMOVED THE FLIES FROM THE STREETS. THEY WILL NOT BE LONG. CITIZENS! THE GAS AND ELECTRICITY IS BEING ATTENDED TO. PATIENCE CHILDREN. PATIENCE. IT WILL NOT BE LONG NOW!"
1:20 AM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter Web App
@WyndhamLewis
"TO ALL CITIZENS. STOP INDOORS UNTIL THE CITY SERVICES HAVE REMOVED THE FLIES FROM THE STREETS. THEY WILL NOT BE LONG. CITIZENS! THE GAS AND ELECTRICITY IS BEING ATTENDED TO. PATIENCE CHILDREN. PATIENCE. IT WILL NOT BE LONG NOW!"
1:20 AM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter Web App
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Apocalypse headlines coming fast and furious now — Rikers Island Prisoners Being Offered PPE and $6 an Hour to Dig Mass Graves <a href="https://t.co/mFqnEVIjf8">https://t.co/mFqnEVIjf8</a></p>— BaileyMcC (@BaileyMcC) <a href="">March 31, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
prophesized right here on le D
prophesized right here on le D
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Is Weinstein going to literally dig his own grave?
luka
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Thanks Patty. A great goal banged into the top corner. Put it on the scoreboard. More of this seems inevitable if governments have nationalised their economies while at the same time put millions of people out of work.
Mr. Tea
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1984 would probably have been a bit less dystopian if it had featured a "two-minute love", though.
Or at least, it would have been dystopian in a different way.
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20-03-2020, 02:26 PM #6 luka luka is offline
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A superstitious guerrilla cult sabotaging and tearing down all 5G towers would be welcome.
https://deepmeditationtherapy.blogspot.co.uk/
https://www.dissensus.com/showthread.php?t=15336
luka
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Granted.
luka
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Expressed by beating your saucepan with a wooden spoon
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A great euphemism.
pattycakes_
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anyone here think they've had it but are immune?
craner goes without saying obviously. but anyone else?
craner goes without saying obviously. but anyone else?
IdleRich
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I feel like a vise is slowly closing in on us... two days ago we went to the park and found that had been closed up, yesterday I went to the grocers on our street and bought a couple of bottles of wine (decent stuff for 2 euros) and saw all the perishable stuff had been cleared from the shelves, today it's not open at all. Thought I'd got used to the new normal but that's being chipped away at now too.. that grocers was a real good thing for me. Could be there in one minute and stock up cheaply without having to brave a long journey and then deal with a load of people in a supermarket. Was a Chinese couple who ran it and they were taking everything pretty seriously, had all this plastic hanging from the ceiling separating them from the customers and so on. Hope it's not gone forever. Cafe almost next door to it was still open though bizarrely, with someone sitting inside. Two cafes open on our street!
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