If only. But they're all bad in this government. We always say that but this time pretty much everyone has done at least one absolutely monumental balls up that would have ended most careers. A few of them have been sacked too.
Anyway, I read that they've been lying about how serious it was - Johnson I mean - the whole time but now it's got worse and he has to go to hospital so they can't hide it... his office seem fairly sanguine about it though as the BBC is reporting "Boris Johnson's Office Says Heh As Persistent Symptoms..." but unfortunately I can't seem to get the picture to load.