Cringeworthy

luka

Well-known member
Fucking disgusting. Can you give us character sketches of all of them please? Just quick caricatures so we have a sense of their various personalities
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
They're perfectly nice people but also slightly annoying and definitely not the top-flight people I normally choose to associate with.

For example, I watched a movie with them the other week in deference to our cohabitation in quarantine and one of them kept talking the whole way through.

And because they're flatmates, not MATES, I can't tell her to STFU.
 

sadmanbarty

Well-known member
i've cultivated a genius thing of being comically aloof, so that i can just do what i want and people think it's silly rather than being insulted.
 

luka

Well-known member
Corpsey strutting into the kitchen after a shower towel round his waist, jiggling his pecs. He calls it 'alpha dogging' his flat mates he learned it off Joe Rogan
 

sadmanbarty

Well-known member
hovers over her as she ties her laces. "she's on her knees and she ain't praying" he says with a demonic grin on his face.
 

version

Well-known member
I once brought a friend from another group to a house party and he turned up off his face, tried to kiss the host's girlfriend and set fire to a tea towel in the kitchen before being asked to leave. Incredibly embarrassing evening.
 
We were getting somewhere tea. we were decolonising minds and they brought it back to the lads whatsapp group
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
We were getting somewhere tea. we were decolonising minds and they brought it back to the lads whatsapp group

The highbrow must always coexist with the lowbrow, the yang with the yin. Thus is the Tao of Dissensus maintained.
 
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