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    It's photocopying your arse season again. Poetix has his tomorrow. Craner pulled at his one a couple of years ago. What's going to happen this time round?

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    When I see the various 'teams' in their paper crowns and Christmas sweaters, shuffling off to their office parties, febrile with repressed desire and giddy with anticipation, I feel a kind of longing for belonging. Nose pressed up against the glass. It's the one time of year I envy people who work in offices. Nurturing a crush on someone for six years and never acting on it. All that romantic stuff.
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    christmas office party three years ago i went home with the most beautiful girl of the office.
    christmas office party two years ago i urinated in the office. i was out of my mind drunk. my colleagues put me in a taxi and told the driver to take me home. i convinced the taxi driver to take me to a bar though and i drunk more. a colleague of mine showed up in that bar later, pure coincidence, out of all the bars in berlin she decided that one.

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    The theme is "the roaring 20s" and I will be wearing a flapper dress with lots of sequins, and playing the sax solo from "Rocking around the Christmas Tree" on an electric guitar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by poetix View Post
    The theme is "the roaring 20s" and I will be wearing a flapper dress with lots of sequins, and playing the sax solo from "Rocking around the Christmas Tree" on an electric guitar.
    Pics or didn't happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yyaldrin View Post
    christmas office party three years ago i went home with the most beautiful girl of the office.
    congrats! so how was the next day back in the office? did the relationship last? was it a relationship at all or just a one-night stand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leo View Post
    congrats! so how was the next day back in the office? did the relationship last? was it a relationship at all or just a one-night stand?
    unfortunately she moved back to italy soon afterwards. she did send me a 7" record of ornella vanoni over the post some weeks later.


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    Quote Originally Posted by yyaldrin View Post
    unfortunately she moved back to italy soon afterwards. she did send me a 7" record of ornella vanoni over the post some weeks later.

    Phwooar.

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    i'm going to miss my staff Xmas party 'cos I'm going to a talk about necromancy. Story of my life.

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