4 Facts and 1 Lie

Martin Dust

Techno Zen Master
about yourself:

1. I once told Kylie she had nice teeth
2. I suffer from OCD and think if I ever stopped I'd end up like Adam Ant
3. My favourite band is the Sex Pistols
4. On average it takes me 6 weeks to finish a track
5. I've recorded on the same desk as the first bloke signed to Virgin
 
oh ok
i just couldn't get it from the initials

so what is it you can't stop doing? counting or something?
why not try stopping and see if you come up wth anything as good as kings of the wild frontier?
 

mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
I slept with several of my teachers but not at the same time.

I'm going to kill Bono.

I used to carve gravestones.

I never slept with Derek Jarman or John Balance.

I'm a Satanist.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I never slept with Derek Jarman or John Balance.

*CLANG*

Do these names belong to you, mistersloane? You seem to have dropped them.. :cool:

(unless that's the lie, in which case, congratulations in advance on Bono)
 
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zhao

there are no accidents
i wish i was gay
i once rejected kirsten dunst
i like george michael's singing
i like spam (the meat-ish)
i have never been too drunk to perform (no not on stage)
 

mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
*CLANG*

Do these names beling to you, mistersloane? You seem to have dropped them.. :cool:

Lol ( pee wee voice ) maaaaaaaaybe it is, and maaaaaaaaaybe it isn't...


This is already my favourite thread, ever, ever. Martin's a bit of a genius I reckon.
 

mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
i wish i was gay
i once rejected kirsten dunst
i like george michael's singing
i like spam (the meat-ish)
i have never been too drunk to perform (no not on stage)

I genuinely don't know which one of them is the lie. But I'll go for the Kirsten Dunst one, and put money on you not only not rejecting her, but going at least to first base.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Alright, my turn:

- I've had tea with Patrick Moore, at his house (*CLANG!*);

- I've lived in both Jamaica and Switzerland;

- I am a direct descendent of Oliver Cromwell;

- My girlfriend and I met through particle physics;

- I also wish zhao was gay.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
This is already my favourite thread, ever, ever. Martin's a bit of a genius I reckon.
It's the best thread not started by Toccowich! :)

Also, hundredmillionlifetimes hates me because we went to school together and I used to beat him up and steal his lunch money.
 

zhao

there are no accidents
maybe we should all reveal the answers on page 23 or something. and who ever guessed right will get a gift in the post.

about yourself:
3. My favourite band is the Sex Pistols
ok this was a real toss up between OCD and Pistols. OCD may be more likely made up but i seem to remember Martin being an anti-rockist so maybe pistols the only band he can stand or something. but it's too obvious maybe... but Mr. Sloan's was obvious too. shit i probably shoulda gone with OCD...

I'm a Satanist.
i think this one is pretty easy

- I am a direct descendent of Oliver Cromwell
just on account of least likely...
 
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