OK, so this thread is so we can stop polluting version's wonderful JCvD thread with Seagal. I know virtually nothing about Seagal except that he's obvious a total tosser and a great candidate for a general figure of fun, so let's go.
I'll start with the observation that he appears to be the...
beware the dog killer
club sword attack
craner's got herpes
damn well 'urts!
don't be so basic
eye-watering dick nailage
gay cowboy death squad
greek dudes
herzog
i went to oxford
italo
jamaicanvoodoogangfrommarkedfordeathjamaicanvoodoogangfrom predator 2
opium smoking independent business owners
roger spooner i'm the manager
rolling
sultry voodoo sweat sex chicken stuff
the 'novels' of jack kerouac
the piccadilly circus rampage
versioncore u know the score
what's the frequency kenneth?
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