this is real

thirdform · Jan 25, 2021

Seminal. poignant. exuding the boyancy of the late 2000s but with early 90s pianos and epic house synths plunked over a glissando baroque wobble with a vocal redolent of Akon. Perpetual euphoria as an anaesthetic for the recession. Annie Mac was truly a visionary. Disclosure have nothing on this.

thirdform · Jan 25, 2021

I'm a true believer.

thirdform · Jan 25, 2021

the chicago house monologue tailored for the universality of the UK. Avant-garde for grandpa. this is true youth energy. scraping, deplorable, fidgety.
'You blocked me on facebook and now you are going to die.' No self-referentiality like UK bass house. true f00ture shit mate.

thirdform · Jan 25, 2021

complete queasy disorientation.

Really, really good.

woops · Jan 25, 2021

will update 👍 to 😍 after i listen to the track (if it's any good)

thirdform · Jan 25, 2021

quantum level vocal science. concentrated hypersoul dopamine hit.

luka · Jan 25, 2021

i was thinking today we should give you a review column. I will send you records to review and you will be forced to review them professionally with a strict word count.

woops · Jan 25, 2021

maybe i shouldn't listen at all? @thirdform's reviews may be better than the records, like the wire magazine before the internet

luka · Jan 25, 2021

woops said:
maybe i shouldn't listen at all? @thirdform's reviews may be better than the records, like the wire magazine before the internet

They are.

luka · Jan 25, 2021

@Corpsey what is the word count for wire reviews please?

thirdform · Jan 25, 2021

vuvuzela orgasm. make sure you don't sneeze when you cum. marrying the primitive and the synthetic with aplom. all about the fake horn riff. consummate.

luka · Jan 25, 2021

Is that a Norweigean Somali?

thirdform · Jan 25, 2021

this is the most innovative music since jungle. profound.

woops · Jan 25, 2021

thirdform said:
don't sneeze when you cum

isn't this what killed jon bon jovi?

WashYourHands · Jan 25, 2021

I hope so

Corpsey · Jan 25, 2021

luka said:
@Corpsey what is the word count for wire reviews please?

I think it was around 800 words to cover 6 releases.

luka · Jan 25, 2021

800 divided by 6 is not an easy sum. Let me use the calculator, one sec

mixed_biscuits · Jan 25, 2021

= less than a word per release

luka · Jan 25, 2021

How did you pull that off Jack?

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