Gateways -- Possession

[sus]

Me, I'm a simple man. I see mens' bumholes for the stinky, hairy places they are. I think of bumholes—my own, but particularly other men's—as little as possible.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Me, I'm a simple man. I see mens' bumholes for the stinky, hairy places they are. I think of bumholes—my own, but particularly other men's—as little as possible.

You think what's the point in washing something that's only just about to get dirty again and I respect that.

 

[thirdform]

You think what's the point in washing something that's only just about to get dirty again and I respect that.

because you're unable to hold two thoughts together at the same time.

so what if it is going to get dirty again, it's about engaging all systems for high performance.

Think of it as a weekly disc defragmentation, except this time you defragment your body daily so you don't incur stress and depression in future.

 

[thirdform]

do you want your anus to have bad sectors in it when you age? debilitating you and causing you to crash?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Speaking of which, you haven't managed to get WashYourHands to update his username accordingly. Your influence must be waning.

WashYourGlans

 

[thirdform]

Me, I'm a simple man. I see mens' bumholes for the stinky, hairy places they are. I think of bumholes—my own, but particularly other men's—as little as possible.

so you go on weird indian porn sites and get your computer infected with malware instead of signing up for a torrent tracker?

 

[0bleak]

so you go on weird indian porn sites

i'm listening

 

[mixed_biscuits]

because you're unable to hold two thoughts together at the same time.

so what if it is going to get dirty again, it's about engaging all systems for high performance.

Think of it as a weekly disc defragmentation, except this time you defragment your body daily so you don't incur stress and depression in future.

Are you keeping the dinner plate clean because you're expecting guests?

 

[version]

This thread's been possessed by something unspeakable.

 

[thirdform]

Are you keeping the dinner plate clean because you're expecting guests?

god you're really civilised aren't you. might as well plop yourself in your own excrement in a bath.

even a spec of dust on plates in our barbaric cultures is a crime. forget about guests.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

god you're really civilised aren't you. might as well plop yourself in your own excrement in a bath.

even a spec of dust on plates in our barbaric cultures is a crime. forget about guests.

Are you coming out as a guestphobe?

 

[thirdform]

Are you coming out as a guestphobe?

for you, certainly.

 

[WashYourHands]

Name change is awaiting moderation

 

[WashYourHands]

Name change status - rejected!

 

[version]

I see mens' bumholes

Gus' ill-advised Sixth Sense remake falters.