Why don't you live in California alreadyI sometimes think I'm mad to live somewhere shit like the UK when I could conceivably live in California.
I soothe myself by recalling the astronomic cost of it, the forest fires, earthquakes, marauding gangs of homeless rapists, etc.
Why don't you live in California already
Because deep down I know I'm a worthless pathetic wank addict with no redeeming qualities etc etc