Sigma Prowler

[wektor]

A prowler, a flooded new york penthouse climber.
Thin and agile enough to squeeze through the broken window of the local organic co-op when the supply chains go down completely.

They do not want self-indulgent strength and muscle, they want someone aware of their limits.

 

[luka]

huge muscles require constant calorific surplus which will become unsustainable in post collapse conditions

 

[wektor]

 

[woops]

huge muscles require constant calorific surplus which will become unsustainable in post collapse conditions

when the muscle guys collapse into malformed blobs of useless fat they will be completely surplus to society.

 

[luka]

a food source

 

[woops]

or fuel

 

[WashYourHands]

The first to adopt insect protein

 

[IdleRich]

Why is this called a sigma prowler? I don't understand any part of the name but the prowler part is particularly weird.

 

[woops]

Why is this called a sigma prowler? I don't understand any part of the name but the prowler part is particularly weird.

it's an assassin's build

 

[Mr. Tea]

It has an undeniable whiff the rapist about it, let's be honest.

 

[martin]

Chicks have always been into that, though. Whippets win over beefcakes, every time. The only possible exceptions being Fabio and Wolf from ‘Gladiators’. As for urban survival, pass...being able to run like fuck is always a useful skill.

 

[woops]

It has an undeniable whiff the rapist about it, let's be honest.

stop skinny-shaming tea

 

[Mr. Tea]

stop skinny-shaming tea

Hey, I'm not exactly a bodybuilder myself, as you well know!

 

[IdleRich]

Chicks have always been into that, though. Whippets win over beefcakes, every time. The only possible exceptions being Fabio and Wolf from ‘Gladiators’. As for urban survival, pass...being able to run like fuck is always a useful skill.

There is a bit in Trainspotting (the book) where Sick Boy is saying how much he loves the gym cos you have muscley guys after fit women, who are more interested in the slim gays, who in turn are after the big straight men. The only person who has figured out this dynamic and gets what he wants is him.

 

[luka]

Why is this called a sigma prowler? I don't understand any part of the name but the prowler part is particularly weird.

sigma prowler

 

[luka]

sigma on the prowl

 

[IdleRich]

I do have the lean, lithe body as described. Joking aside, the amount of weight I have lost from playing football twice a week and ridiculous amounts of squash, was a big surprise to me.

 

[WashYourHands]

Prowler vibes

 

[woops]

sigma on the prowl

i told him to get the hat

 

[woops]

i like that "accidentally"