you lot are completely thick

[woops]

like a swamp of effluent

can you speak french? no. so why are you trying to read beckett and comment on culture?

your asinine remarks have, at least, reintroduced me to my fundament

 

[woops]

who amongst us has a mind? all i can see are people it took 30 years to read pynchon. i was force fed the stuff when you were wearing shorts

 

[woops]

remind me, how many of you have released 4 albums of electronic music instead of spilling words over the stuff as if it mattered to anyone who isnt an imbecile. thats right, NONE of you. have you ever mastered a foreign language, or learned to say anything non-idiotic in your own? NO you havent you colossal clod of dull, unambitious idiots

 

[luka]

not only cant we speak french, we're also all virgins, probably cos we can't speak french

 

[version]

i was force fed wearing shorts

Bizarre fetish, even for an honorary Frenchman.

 

[woops]

sexless, joyless wastrels whose idea of pleasure is "discourse", preferably on the topic of drill music

 

[luka]

not even written 2 novels

 

[luka]

 

[woops]

ive written more novels than youve read you dozy bastard, "just started a higgens its alright but not sure i can get past chapter 3"

 

[version]

I've a copy of The Way by Swann's but this obnoxious fan has put me off.

 

[Corpsey]

I think I am thick really, or at least such a squandering life that I might as well be

 

[Corpsey]

Look what a mess I made of that sentence for example

 

[luka]

I've a copy of The Way by Swann's but this obnoxious fan has put me off.

he has literally never read a page of Proust himself!

 

[Corpsey]

There was a brain drain when Luka chased the clever people away with a big stick

What happened to that clever guy who wrote poetry on here, the other clever poet guy? poetix?

 

[luka]

poetix is still about

 

[Benny Bunter]

it's another "thick as fuck" thread

 

[woops]

longtemps je me suis couché de bonne heure

thats further than you'll ever get into this masterpiece in your miserable, blinkered and cosseted existence

i was reading flaubert when you were working out how to switch the kettle on

 

[luka]

i know for a fact you've not read Proust! I've spent the last 5 years sitting next to you! every day! for 5 years! you said it's boring as fuck, why would you want to read that dreary old queen reminiscing about his mother for 5000 pages and i agreed with you.

 

[Corpsey]

 

[Corpsey]

Somebody stop me before I start posting robin thicke songs