lets kill corpsey

[...]

Don't forget the ceremonial pissing on the ragged remains

It’s ‘Dark Patty’!

 

[pattycakes]

Just getting into the spirit of things

 

[droid]

FFS Corpsey.

 

[version]

 

[Corpsey]

I'll put a bomb in your typewriter you bankside cunt

 

[luka]

Thursday night drinks in the office. Jacket undone, tie askew, spinning round on the swivel chair

 

[Corpsey]

I'll smash your beardy face in you 5'10" tosser

 

[Corpsey]

BLOOD BLOOOOOOD

 

[luka]

Disclipinary in the morning for photocoping his arse and pinning it on the noticeboard

 

[Corpsey]

Write me a poem about how it will feel to get your throat cut in front of two hundred Chinese tourists 😡😡😡😡😡😔

 

[luka]

Hes passed out under his desk now

 

[Corpsey]

 

[woops]

💣⚰️🪦

 

[Corpsey]

 

[Clinamenic]

Corpsey is in top form in this thread. Does this mean he responds well to threats of violence, and that we should do more of that?

 

[Clinamenic]

 

[Clinamenic]

Discuss:

 

[Corpsey]

Hmm did I actually finish that list. Not sure on the order.

 

[Corpsey]

The cat returns was my most unexpected Ghibli hit. Animation is quite shit but it's a charming story and will cheer even the saddest person up.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

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First he came for @mixed_biscuits , and you did nothing.